Akar SMS Messages156 messages

Kash Iss Eid Par Main Tera Bakra Hota
Aur Kissi Ne Na Sahi Tu Ne To Mujhe Pakra Hota
Tu Hina Lagey Hathon Sey Mujhe Pathey Khilati
Thorey Thorey Nahi Sarey Ikathey Khilati
Tu Mujhey Main Main Kar Key Bulati
Aur Sham Ko Gali Main Saath Ghumati
Mere Pass Gaari Na Sahi Chakhra Hota
Kash Iss Eid Par Main Tera Bakra Hota
Tu Meri Suhbat Par Naaz Karti
Bila-Jhijhak Mujhe Aashnae-Raz Karti
Agar Mera Raqeeb Mujhe Chehra Karata
Seeng Marta Foran Usse TAkar Karata
Raat Ko Sardi Main Bahir Akra Hota
Kash Iss Eid Par Main Tera Bakra Hota
Phir Eid Par Zibah Ho Jata Main
Teri Khatir Cut Mar Jata Main
Teri Muhabat Ne Kuch Iss Tarah Jakra Hota
Kash Iss Eid Par Main Tera Bakra Hota
BakRa TaLAsH KaR kaR k THaK GaYa HoOn "PaPpU"
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PhIr KisI Ne aWaZ laGaI:



DO DANT KHASI,
PAkar LO RASSI.....
Kash Tum BAKRI Hoti,

May Tum Ko Ghass Khilata Aur

Pyar Se Tumhare Seengh

PAkarta Aur Puchta Pagal Kon?

Tum Ya May ?

Or Tum Pyar Se Bolti,

Main Main..
2007 me 7 bole to
7me rehna
7me jeena
7me marna
7me khana
7me pina
7me rona
7me hasna
7me 7milAkar chalna
yahi hamara 2007 ka 7(saath) hai
kabhi 7na chodna dost
Kyon Maangte Ho Andhere Apne Vaaste E Dost
Jab Hum Roshni Kharid Laaye Hai
Takeed Ki Hai Baharo Se K Tujhse JaAkar Mile
To Kyon Tere Aas Paas Gumon K Saaye Hai

Apne Labon Ko Kyon Siye Baithe Ho
Kya Chhupa Hai Dil Mein Saamne To Laao
Dard Ki Lakiron Ko Mitane Do Gallon Se
Tere Liye Har Lamhe Se Muskuraahte Samet Laaye Hai

Gar Karoge Bharosa Mujh Par Dost
Waada Hai Sada Saath Nibhaunga
Har Aansun Jo Ubhrega Teri Aankon Mein
Teri Ksam Apni Aankhon Mein Sahej Laaunga
Kabhi Roothkar Kabhi ManaAkar,
Kabhi HansAkar Kabhi RulAkar.
Teri Dosti ne Sikhaya Hai
Har Pal Jeena Muskura Kar.
Muskurati Subah Ka
Swagat Karo Muskura Kar
No Visits
No Calls
No SMS
No Missed Calls
I"m worried kya hoa zoo walon ne dobara pAkar liya kya?
2 Frnds AapAs mei LArte huye...

1 kehtA hy k Tu ChutiyA hy,
DosrA kehtA hy k Tu ChutiyA hy...

S.H.O dono ko pAkar kAr F.I.R kAAt detA hy,
CAse Court mei jAtA hy,
Judge kehtA hy Aj k CAse mei kon ChutiyA hy ye SAabit hogA
SaAre GAwAhon Or SAbooton ko MAdde-NAzAr rAkhte hue is CAse mei 3 Chutiye hAin..

1- Ye S.H.O jo ChutiyApe wALA CAse LAyA..

2- MAin jo Chutiyon kA FAisLA kArne bethA hon..

3- Yeh ChutiyA jo ChutiyApe wALA SMS pArh rAhA
hy...... :p ;->
Sapna Kabhi sAkar nahi hota mohabbat ka koi aAkar nahi hota
sub kuch hojata hai is dunya mein magar
dubara kisi se sacha pyaar nahi hota
Lehre kinare se aa kar palat jati hai
aapki yaad dil me aAkar simat jati hai
farak sirf itna hai,
lehre bewaqt aati hai aapki yaad har waqt aati hai
Ye ulfat - Ye uljhan - Ye kasmkas - Ye diwangi
Jane kyo isi me simat jati hai ek aasiq ki jindgi

Na sukh se ji pate hau- Na chein se mar pate hai
Bhatkate hai yaha waha karte huye apne yaar ki bandgi

Kabhi wafa ki khusiya - Kabhi bewafai ke badal barste hai
Par har dil me chahat ek- Foolo si mahke mere pyar ki jindgi

Har pal mahakna- Sawarna Pal - Pal aahen bharna
Kabhi chand se - Kabhi gulaab se apne yaar ki tulna karna

Kbhi chot khaAkar bhi na sambhalna
Khi jaane anjaane me pagal sa bhatkna

Aakhir bachta hai bus pagalpan - Jhalkati hai viraniya
Or har aasiq ke paas bachti hai ,,,,,,,,,,sirf yaden,,
Sardar G Dukandar Se.

1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad,
Sardar G Ne 6 DAkar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara.

Dukandar Se Bola,
Yeh Naqli Hy,
7up Nhe,
6up,
1 Down Hy =P ;->