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100 Rupees

Faqeer: Oh..Bab kuch dedo boht bhooka hun.

Pathan: 100 rupees dikhaty huwe bola 50 rupees hein tere pass ?

Faqeer: (Khush ho kar) G haan.

Pathan: To pehle wo to kharch karlo.

Pappu Dadi

Pappu Dadi say:kya hum hamesha 5 hi rhnge? Aap, Papa, Mummy, Mai, Bahan.
Dadi: Nhi Beta Jab tumhari Shadi Ho Jaygi to Hm 6 ho Jaynge.
Pappu: Fir Behan k Shadi ho jaygi to hm 5 ho jaynge.
Dadi: Nhi Beta Jab tumhara Beta hoga to hm fir 6 Ho jaynge
Pappu: Fir Aap Mar Jaoge to hm fir se 5..... :D

ABC seekho

A,B,C,
D,E,
F,G,H,
I,J,
K,L,M,
N,O,
P,Q,R,
S,T,
U,V,W,
X,Y,
Z.
1,2,3,
4,5,
6,7,8,
9,0
thank God, all buttons of my phone r working fine, aap apna kaam karo .!.

NIGHT TIPS

1:WAZU KAR K SONA
2: BISTER JHARNA
3: DAHINI KRWAT PR SONA
4: TAHAJJUD & FAJIR K LEA JAGNE KI NEYAT KRNA
5: PEHLA KALMA
6: AYAT UL KURSA
7: SUB KO MAAF KR K SONA
8: SONAY KI DUA PRH K SONA
ALLAH HUMMA BISMIKA AMOOTO WAA AHYA.
HAR RAAT HM EK DUSRAY KO GOOD NIGHT K MSGS KRTY HAIN, AJ YE FWD KAREIN.

zindagi me 5 cheezen

zindagi me 5 cheezen kabhi
bhi aa sakti hai-
neend
paisa
khushi
dukh

aur..au r..aur..

''meri yaad''

kyu.. aa gayi naa?

East or West Fahim

East or West Fahim is the best.
East or West Fahim is the best.
Is MSG ko 50 logon ko send karo.
Inshallah Tomorrow will be Monday. Jite Raho. aur Jine Do.

Zindagi Mai Kuch Cheezain

Zindagi Mai

Kuch Cheezain

Aapki Sanso Ki

Dor Se Bandhi

Hain Jo Apko

Kabhi Nahi

Chorein Gi ....

1) Waqt

2) Dil Ki Dharkan

3) Aapka Saya

4) Naseeb

Orr

5)Meri Duain..!!

In ‘The Universal

In ‘The Universal Bank of God'', God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love, faith & happiness for you. So, Enjoy spending.

How Much Space In

Question: How Much Space In ur Heart 4 Me ??

Choices :

100% ... Write a Song n Send Me

90% ... Send Me Lovely Sms

75% ... Send Fwd Sms

50% ... One Miss Call

25% ... No Answer :S

I Wish God Made

I Wish God Made Me A Sms,

So That I Can Reach U In 5 Sec,

Cost U Nothing, U''ll Read Me

& I Cud C U Smiling

Which Is Worth A Million For Me.

DIET PLAN FOR LIF

DIET PLAN FOR LIFE;
1)Eat Ur Words
2)Swallow Urpride
3)Digetst The Teaching Of God
4)Elimintae The Ego
5)For Desserts; Indulge In Prayer & Meditation

Celebration MEANZ

Celebration MEANZ
Four Frndz
ßahar ßarsat
4 Glases Of Pepsi

Çelebration Meanz
100 Bucks Of Petrol
A Rusty Old Bike N Open Road

Celebrtn Means
Maggi N0dles
A Hostel R0om
4:25 A.M

Celebrtn Meanz
3 Old Frnds
3 Separate Cities
3 Coffee Mugs
1 Internet Messenger

Celebratn Meanz
Rain On A Hot Tin Ro0f
Pakoras Deep Frying
Neighbourz Droping In A Party

Celebrtn Meanz
U N M0m
A Summer Nite
A Bottle Of Coconut Oil N A Head Massage

U Can Spend 100s On Brithdays
1000 On Festivals
Lacs On Weddings
But To Celebrte All U Hv 2 Do Iz Spend Ur Time Wd Ur Loved Ones

Keep In T0uch Wd Those Who Care 4 Y0u

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