DIET PLAN FOR LIF

DIET PLAN FOR LIFE;
1)Eat Ur Words
2)Swallow Urpride
3)Digetst The Teaching Of God
4)Elimintae The Ego
5)For Desserts; Indulge In Prayer & Meditation

Jun, 19 2010 154 chars (1 sms) 1790 views Decent

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If a smile could be

If a smile could be a rain drop i would wish that it keeps raining throughout ur life so that there may be no place for tears in ur life.

Cell Phones Can B

Cell Phones Can B Irritating Sometimes.
U Always Hve To Reload, Recharge Evry Nw
& Thn
Msgz r Delayd. Ntwrk Jam
Bt
Dere''s 1 Thing I Luv Abt It
It Connects Me To U (:

My relationshp wid

My relationshp wid u is like
sugercane
Break it
Crush it
Squeez it
and evn
Beat n grind it

u wl alwayz
get swetness

You can fool all

You can fool all of the people all of the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough

If 1=6

If 1=6
2=26
3=326
4=4326
5=54326
then,,,
6=???
It's harvard University IQ test question.what ur answer is MR....!

Impossible is just

Impossible is just a big word thrown
around by small men who find it easier
to live in the world they''ve been given
than to expolre the power they have
to change it.Impossible is not a fact.
It''s an opinion.It''s a dare.Impossible is
potential.Impossible is temporary.
Impossible is nothing....

aankhen

Nashili aankho se wo jab hamein dekhte hain,
hum ghabraakar ankhen jhuka leite hain,
kaun milaye unn ankhon se ankhen,
suna hai wo ankho se apna bana leite hai..

Ek Hi Dar Ho Tou

Ek Hi Dar Ho Tou Sajdo''n Mein Sukoon Milta Hai

Bhatak Jatay Hyn Wo Log Jin K Kai Khuda Hotay Hyn...!

Ladies first

Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First

Life is cricket

Life is cricket
Don’t lose Ur wicket,
Try 2 get century,
Never 4get Ur boundary,
Even if U r run out,
Never become mood off,
Because God is 3rd umpire.

Each of us has our

Each of us has our own unique flaws.
We''re all cracked pots.
Its the cracks and flaws that make our lives interesting and rewarding.
You''ve to accept people as they are and then look for the good in them......
Remeber It ....
Coz
Nobody is perfect!

PRESCRIPTION 4 U

PRESCRIPTION 4 U 4 LONG LIFE..

-2 tablets of luv

-2 tablets of care

-Syrup of Smile

Twice daily..

My fees:one sms wenevr u think about me!

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