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There are 8 doors of Jannat

'There are 8 doors of Jannat:
1. Jannat-ul-mava
2. Dar-ul-maqaam
3. Dar-ul-salaam
4. Dar-ul-khuld
5. Jannat-ul-adaan
6. Jannat-ul-naim
7. Jannat-ul-kasif
8. Jannat-ul-firdaus

Insha-Allah, on the day of Qayamat may your name be called from all the doors...Ameen!'

How Guys text their GF after Hurting them

Ist Hour:Sorry
2nd Hour:Sorry Plz
3rd Hour:Just Talk 2 Me Once Dear
4th Hour:Plz Listen Jan
…5th Hour:Plz Itna Naraz Maat Ho
6th Hour:Im Sorry I Will Die Agar Tumne Baat Nahi Ki.
7th Hour:Huh !!!! Dnt Talk To Me Again :@
Girl:Sorry DEAR I Was Out Of Credit =P
Boy:Ooh..Its Ok LOVE U Jan =D''

Cricket t20 ki waja se improve hvi hai..

Cricket T20 aur ipl ki waja se improve hva hai...

hame b apna Examination system improve karnay k liye exams me ye step lene Chahiye:-

1-Har paper 1.5 ghanty or 50 number ka hona chahiya.

2-Har 30 mint ka bad mashwre k lye break hona chahiye.

3-Hame 1 free hit den jis me student apni marzi k 1 sawal ka apni marzi ka jawab de.

4-pehle 20 mint ka power play jis me examinerhall se bahar rahe.

5-Agr kisi sawal ka Ans ghalat ho to review ka option hona chahiya ta k student book se confrm kr le...

Application

FEes Maafi ki Application
To
The principal'
High school.
Sir,
seedhi baat ye hai ka meray abu ne
mujhy Fees Ka liya 1200 rupay diye thay,
500 ki dosto ka sath film dekh li.
250 ki pepsi aur burgers khaa liya.
150 ka girl friend ko easy load krwa diya.
300 science vali miss per shart har gaya.
Me smjta tha ka unka sirf math walesir ka sath chakar hai,
par unka ka to aap ka sath bhi chakar hai.
Ab ap ka pas2 hi rastay hainsir jee meri fees mauf ya phr ap ka
raaz faash
shukriya.

anniversary

Guy A: "I'm Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary."

Guy B: "Oh.. That's Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?"

Guy A: "I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back." :

cat scanning

Ek Sardaarji ka Paltu Kutta behosh hogaya.
Sardaarji usko leke Vetirinary Hospital gaye
aur Doctor se bola iski timaardari karo.
Doctor thoroughly checked the dog and
said it is dead. Sardar rone laga bola Dr. ek
baar aur try karo.

Doctor inside room mai gaya aur ek Billi le
ke aaya aur us Dog per billi ko khara ker diya.
Billi us dog ko smell kerne lagi at all places
aur chali gayi. Doctor said, no it is dead.
Sardar ne pooncha kitna payment dena hai?

Doctor bola 100 Rs. hospital fee and 500 rupee
for Cat Scanning.

wife gu hoi hy

Frind : Tumhari Wife Gum Hui Hy Tum ne Police Ko Q Nai Bataya.

SArdar : Q K Jb Mera Scooter Gum Huwa Tha,

To Police Walo Ne 15-20 Din CHALA k wapis kia tha...

Mujhe apne barbad Hone ka gum nahi

Mujhe apne barbad
Hone ka gum nahi,
Teri barbadi ka suna
Tu bohat roya.

Main ne Har pal har
Su tujhe Yad kia,
Jab Tujhe Apni Yad se
Gaafil paya tu bohat
Roya.

Ye zindagi
Ye Ronaqein
Ye ranjishein,
Jab in Sab me Tujhe
Tanha paya Tu bohat
Roya.

Main ne apne Dil k har
Konay me sirf tujh
ko hi Bsaya,
Tere Dil me Basa jab
Koi Or dekha Tu bohat
Roya.

zafar! Jaanta tha k To
Es k Nasib me nahi
Hai.
Lekin phir B tujhe khuda
Se Baar baar maanga Tu
Bohat Roya.
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¤My Life"My Poetry¤

do u really think u r normal

You Are A Normal Person
In Case 0f :
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1- U Got A Facebook Account

2- U Got A Mobile Phone

4- U Are Wasting Ur Time Reading This

5- U Didnt Notice That Thre Is No N.O(3)

7- U Went To Check If N.O 3 Is There

8- Where Is N.O 6 ?

9-U Are Now Smiling

10- Where Is N.O (1)

11- LOL U Went To Check N.O 1

Do U Really Think U R Normal?

Poetry for you..

Be Sabab Youn Hi Sar-E-Shaam Nikal Aaty Hain,

Ham Bulaien Tu Unhen Kaam Nikal Aaty Hain,

Koi Hamen Shouq Tu Nahi He Aawargi Ka,

Ham Tu Unki Galiyon Me Hamkalam Hone Aaty Hain,

Unki Jafaon K Zakham Kehte Rehte Hain Kuch Is Tarah,

K Raat Ka Andhera Charhte Hi Dard Tamam Nikal Aaty Hain,

Kia Bataon In Husn Walon Ki Tujhe !...Wasi...!

Ham Bulain Tu Parda, Warna Sar-E-aam Nikal Aaty Hain.

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Must Read and Try to attempt.

"Jis Kaam ko Pura krny ki Taqat na ho Usay apny Zimay mat lo"

"Raasta puchny se Sharm Mehsus na kro, Warna Manzil kho Betho gy"

"Bila Zarurat koi Cheez na Kharido Chahy woh Kitni hi Sasti kyun na ho"

"Kisi ko Haqarat ki Nazar se na Dekho, Yeh Waqt Tum pr B aa skta hy"
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This iz Cheating......

18 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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......18 yr old girl-- get lost ! no !
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5 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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18 yr old girl-- OMG ! he's shoo cutee (^_^) yes yes i will !!

This iz Cheating..

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