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Main Lauton ga December main

Main Lauton ga December main

December Jab bhi ata hai
wo pagli...
phir se beety mosumo'n ki
talkhion ko
yad karti ha
purana card perhti hai
k jis main os ne
likha tha
Main Lauton ga December main

Nai Kapry bnati hai
wo sara ghar sjati hai
December k her ik din ko
wo gin gin ker bit'tati hai
junhi 15 guzarti hai
wo kuch kuch toot jati hai
magar phir bi
purani albumo'n ko khol ker
mazi bulati hai !!!
nahi maloom ye osko
k beety waqt ki khushian
Bohat takleef deti hain
mehaz dil ko jalati hain...
yunhi din beet jaty hain
December laut jata hai
magar wo Khush feham larki...
dobara se calendar main
December k maheeny k safhy ko
mord ker, phir se
Phir se
December ke sahar main
Doob jati hai
k akhir os ne likha tha....

Main Lauton ga December main

This iz Cheating..

18 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
.
.
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.
......18 yr old girl-- get lost ! no !
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.
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5 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
.
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18 yr old girl-- OMG ! he's shoo cutee (^_^) yes yes i will !!

This iz Cheating..

So keep smiling !!!!!

If 5 seconds of smile
can make a photograph more beautiful.

Then just imagine
if you keep always smiling
how beautiful your life will be.
So keep smiling !!!!!

ACHA KAAM....

Ur 5 qualities:

1---------

2---------

3---------

4---------

5---------

Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti

HUSBAND vs WIFE

As per research

A man speaks 25,000 words daily
&
A woman speaks 30,000

Problem starts when husband comes home
from office after consuming his 25,000 words
&
wife starts her 30,000..

father n son

Father : You bunked your paper Yesterday.. How dared u..?
Son : Papa.. It was too difficult.
Father: How do you know it was too difficult...when u didn't even attend the paper..
Son : Papa.. I knew it 5 days before.. Paper out hogaya thha..!

Kisi ko Chahny ki 8 Nishaniyan

Kisi ko Chahny ki 8 Nishaniyan
.
1.Ap us k Sms baar baar parhty hen
.
2.Ap us k saamny jaty huay Hich-Kichaty hen
.
3Jub ap us k bary me sochty hen to ap ka DIL taiz dharakta hy
.
4.Ap jub ys ki awaz sunty hen to Muskuraty hen
.
6.Ap us k liye kch b kr skty hen
.
7.Ye sms parhty waqt ap k dimagh me bs usi ka hi khyal hy
.
8.Or ap usy sochny me itny masroof thay k ap ko pta hi nhi chala k point no.5 missing hy
.
Ye hoti hy"MUHABBAT"

husband and wife

Wife Or Husband Shop Se Niklay !

Ek Faqeer Bola : Shehzadii !

5 Rupee dey doo, Andha Hon
...
Husband : De do, Waqayi Andha hai

In Ramzan:

In Ramzan:
.
UAE 60% discount on all food items!
.
Qatar every food item will sell on its cost price.
.
Kuwait 50% discount and buy 1 get 1 free on all food items
.
Saudia 30% discount on all food items
.
Bangladesh 5% discount
.
Pakistan 150% increase in the price of food items!
.
Sar Jhuka Kay Geo...

Maine usy kitni bar kaha ha k din ma 5,6 glass pani pya karo

Maine usy kitni bar kaha ha k din ma 5,6 glass pani pya karo

Fraz!

Lekin

wo phir b kehti ha k

MERA TAN MAN PAYASA CHANA WE TERE pyar da...!

Jisko FARAAZ ne chaha woh kisi aur ki hogai

Jisko FARAAZ ne chaha woh kisi aur ki hogai

wah wah wah

Aray Jisko FARAAZ ne chaha woh kisi aur ki hogai

Lo Dasso yaro, Pepsi fair 65 di ho gai ;-) :-P :-D ;)

If 1=6

If 1=6
2=26
3=326
4=4326
5=54326
then,,,
6=???
It's harvard University IQ test question.what ur answer is MR....!

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