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why do men like love at first sight

Because he knows its all over as soon as she opens her mouth

The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??

One day Sardar happened

One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
"What the guys are doing" asked the sardar.
" We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one runner.
"Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!" Exclaimed the Sardar

Q: Why dogs don''t

Q: why dogs don''t marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog''s life!

A SARDAR BUYS 4

A SARDAR BUYS 4 TYRES BCOZ THEY WERE CHEAP.

HIS WIFE SHOUTS, why DID U BUY TYRES,

WHEN WE DONT HAVE A CAR.

SARDAR SHOUTED BACK,

DO I SAY ANYTHING WHEN U BUY BRA......................?.

Do U know the fullform

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....

Once a Lady was drinking COKE,

Once a Lady was drinking COKE,
MACHAR falls in ,Lady takes it out.
Machar Says MAA!
Lady asks why did u cal me MAA?
Machar says" Main teri COKE se nika hoon"

MATAN ready ?

MATAN ready ?

Yes boss

FISH ready ?

yes boss

OMLET ready ??

Yes boss

Chicken ready ??

No boss,

why ??

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You Know WHy

You Know why GOd Created Gaps Between Fingers?
So That at Some day the one who is made for you,
come and Fill those gaps by holding ur hand for ever

Food for thought:

Food for thought: why to suffer trying by all means to become rich and wear expensive branded clothes, when best things in life we do naked.

Press Down if u

Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can''t Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!

Sardar Was

Sardar Was Writing Something very slowly, friend asked: why u r writing so slowly ?
Sardar: I''m writing 2 my 6 year old son, he cant read very fast

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