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Kasam Khuda Di Mainu Nai Pata.

Zara Pata Te Kar K Dus

Pappu Nach Q Nai Sak Da...;-)
Q. why DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.
Q. why DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.
When The House Is Situated In An

Imbalance Place Then why R U Praying

From God To Save It.How Can He Save It

U Have Already Been Destroy It
God gave you..

Two Legs to Walk
Two Hands to Hold
Two Ears to Hear
Two Eyes to See

But why did he gave you only one Heart?
Because he gave the other one to someone for you to find.
Very touching line by Shakespeare from his novel,


" I am Mad for her...


but why I am not made for her....? "
Qustions:

1. What programming language is GOOGLE developed in?

2. What is the expansion of YAHOO?

3. What is the expansion of ADIDAS?

4. Expansion of Star as in Star TV Network?

5. What is expansion of "ICICI?"

6. The 1984-85 season. 2nd ODI between India and Pakistan at Sialkot - India 210/3 with Vengsarkar 94*. Match abandoned. Why?

7. Name the only other country (without India) to have got independence on Aug 15th?

8. why was James Bond Associated with the Number 007?

9. Who faced the first ball in the first ever One day match?

10. Which is the only sport which is not allowed to play left handed?
Sardar Was Sleeping In His

Bed Room With His Wife











why Are You Scrolling Down

So Fast.



Let Him Sleep With His Wife
Sardar''s 60th B''day

Guest: why This Bulb In Place Of Candles?
Sardar : Its Dificult 2 Put

60 Candles On

Cake. So I Put

This 60 Watts Bulb!!
why Did Santa Throw The Butter Out Of The Window?


A: He Wanted To See Butterfly!
Do U Know why Santa Bought A Brown Cow???











2 Get Choclate Milk!!:P
Banta: why Is The Police Nicknamed


"The Heart Of The Country"?

Santa: It Beats, Beats, Beats.