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Judge: why r u arrested?

Sardar: for shopping early?

Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the
shop..... =P ;->
Santa: why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up?

Banta: All False.
Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination
Police-Instead of hospital why did u take
ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy

Sardar- ALL the child were crying when they born,
this time I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA... ;->
I know i''m not a perfect friend,
You''re broken heart, i''ve tried to mend.
Instead i made you hurt and cry,
Maybe i should say goodbye.
Would it be better for me to go?,
I asked you, and you said "No".
why say no when i hurt you so bad,
But believe me,
you''re not the only one that''s sad.
I made my best friend hurt like mad,
If i left would you be glad?.
Deep in my heart,
I''ll always know,
I''ll love you always,
Even if i go!
why Do I Always Forgive You?

I Let You Call Me So Many Names,

I Let You Treat Me Like Dirt,

Yet I''m Still Your Friend.
Am I Stupid?

Or Am I A

Good Friend?
| 2dayz thought |

If you''re waiting for tomorrow,
why not do it today?
For if tomorrow never comes,
you''ll surely regret this day.

Gud Day!
A Nice Thought-

"when We have the heart

to forget those who made us Smile,

why cant we have the heart

to forgive someone who made us Cry"
A NiceThought-

"when We have the heart

to forget those who made us Smile,

why cant we have the heart

to forgive someone who made us Cry
The moment you think of giving up,
think of the reason why you held so long.
DO or DIE is an old saying, DO IT BEFORE YOU DIE is the new one..
yesterday is history
tomorrow is mistry
but today is gift
thats why its called present
why A Car''s WindScreen is So Big
But Rear View Mirror So Small?
Bcoz ur Past isn''t As important As ur Future!
So Look Ahead & Move On!
Wish U A Happy Future.
The rain makes all things beautiful, The grass & flowers 2,
If rain makes all things beautiful,
why doesn?t it rain on you?