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Judge: why r u arrested?

Sardar: for shopping early?

Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the
shop..... =P ;->
Santa: why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up?

Banta: All False.
Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination
''When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... why should only i suffer!!!''
''Zindagi me Race kabhi mut lagana .

But why ?

Kiun k aap ka naam change ho sakta hai. But how ?

Because jo jeeta wohi "Sikandar"...=P;->''
''You Know
why Divorces Are
So Expensive ... ?

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Because
They Are Worth It.......... =P ;->''
''Q: why do most women spend much time on improving their LOOKS and not their MINDS??

Ans: Because they know that men are STUPID, but not BLIND...!!! :p''
''A Bicycle Can''t Stand On It''s Own





why ... ?





Think !!





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It''s Two-Tired ... ;->''
''Banta is crying loudly.
Banta`s brother asks: why are you crying?
Banta: My mother died.
Banta`s Brother: What a co-incidence! My mother died too! Boo hoo hoo!''
''A Great Japanese proverb:
"If one can do it, U too can do it, If none can do it, U must do it..."

Its PAKISTANI version:
"If one can do it, let him do it. If none can do it, why waste Ur time on it..."''
Clinton, Tony & Musharraf died and went to hell.
Clinton called America. Bill 40 rs
Tony called to England. Bill 70 rs
Musharraf called Pakistan. Bill 1 re
Clinton and Tony asked the STD owner, why is this difference?
He replied: Hell to hell is local.
Customer : Waiter, there''s a dead beetle in my soup.Waiter : Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers.

Customer : Waiter, there''s a fly in my soup.Waiter : That''s all right, Sir, he won''t drink much.

Customer : Waiter, there''s a fly swimming in my soup.Waiter : So what! do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

Customer : Waiter, what''s the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?Waiter : I wouldn''t know, Sir, I''m a waiter, not a fortune teller.

Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.Waiter : Funny? But why aren''t you laughing?
Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Banta: "why don''t you use a mouth wash ?"