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why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
























Because it was dead. . . ;->
why is Sex a 3 letter word? Its easier to spell than... OHMYGODYESNOOSSHITYESDEEPER-YESGODNOPLEASENOSHITYESOH- SHITFU*KNOYESYESYESSHITOH
why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?

The mafia wants either ur money

or life...The wives want BOTH!!
why do we fall in love?
Experience ki kami.
why do we break off love?
Patience ki kami.
den y do v want 2 fall in luv again
Dimag ki kami!
why do we fall in love?
Experience ki kami.
why do we break off love?
Patience ki kami.
den y do v want 2 fall in luv again
Dimag ki kami!
why does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the film GUIDE?




think...........





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Dev Anand says: O mere humrahi, meri baanh thame chalna, badle duniya SARI, tum na badalna............;->
why did Vivek not react when he & Aish brokeoff ?
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Because he was VIVEK OBEY RAI
Q) why did Kareena leave Shahid ???
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Because she was practising the ART OF LEAVING :))
Once upon a time, Sada and Ada, visited a coal mine to find some diamonds.
Sada takes a right and Ada turns left.
Sada has only a shovel, but Ada had sophisticated diamond mining tools.
Yet, Sada finds a diamond but Ada doesn''t (even after digging for 10 kms) !!!


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Kyonki...Hira hai Sada ke liye!!!
why Kareena did not marry Shahid

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Bcz she wanted a new surname after marriage

Not Kapoor agiain...
Q) why did Inzamam retire from cricket ?


A) Because he has got the exclusive
rights for Priya Gold Biscuits in Pakistan - Haq se Maango.
Priety apne BF se kaafi pareshaan hai.. because he cant devote enough time to her... why cant he devote enough time???
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Because uska BUSI NESS hai..!