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Q: Why is Christmas jus

Q: why is Christmas just like a day at the office?

A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. . . ;-> a day at the office?

A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. . . ;->

Why do we all marry?

why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE. . . ;->

Why Does A Man Wid Broken Heart Doesnt Need ''''GENERAL KNOWLEDGE'''' ?

why Does A Man Wid Broken Heart Doesnt Need ''''GENERAL KNOWLEDGE'''' ?

B''coz

Jab Dil Hii Toot Gaya Tou ''''G . K'''' Kia Karenge . . . ;->

Q:Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?

Q:why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?

,coz
The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it. . . ;->

When swinning is

When swinning is good for the development of our arms & legs. . .

Than

why dont fishes have arms & legs . . . ? ;->

Height of Stupidity

Height of Stupidity

Q: why do women wear skirts and men pants.?????

coz if guys startd xposin'' then no one wld''ve been alive!!

Qus: Why Do Mens

Qus: why Do Mens Die Before Their Wives . . . ?

.

Any Idea !

.

No !

.

Not To Worry !

.

I Tell Ya !

.

Ans: BCoZ They Want To . . . ;->

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-

C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......

Thats why boys go to college

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-

C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......

Thats why boys go to college

Why is it written

why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?

Love Easy to say

Love Easy to say

Difficult to stay..

Beautiful to feel

Difficult to deal…

Difficulty is a part of Life…

But That’s the reason…

why Girlfriend is never a wife ;->

Q: Why Do Men Who Have Pierced Ears Are Better Prepared For Marriage . . . ? ? ?

Q:
why Do Men Who Have Pierced Ears Are Better Prepared For Marriage . . . ? ? ?

Ans:
Coz
They Have Experience Of Ear Pain& Buying Jewelry . . . ;->

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