Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it.
Wife observes the whole situation...
Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife askes why are you doing this?
Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly
Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Karachi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won''t.
Post Master : why not?
Customer : It''s addressed to Sialkot.
Wife, pointing at a couple next door, says 2 her husband: "Look at him he kisses her all the time. why cudn''t U do that?" Husband: "I tried but she Slapped me
Ur words r Antibiotics, ur smile is Analgesic, ur touch is Anti-Inflammatory, ur presence is Antiseptic & ur SMS is Anti-Pyretic that''s why I never fall ill
