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Judge:why did u shoot ur wife

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

You know why women

You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!

Press down if you think you are MAD,

Press down if you think you are MAD,
I can’t believe u did that!
Again?
For God Sake!
why u still doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE:P

The more I learn

The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??

"Rang De Basanti" movie

"Rang De Basanti" movie
Dekh k Santa ko bahut gussa aaya

Friend asked: why are you so angry?

Santa: Poori film mai Basanti to dikhai nahi di

Why Did Lady Throw

why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?
Because
Baba Ramdev (Yoga walay) Said
“Apni Saans Ko Bahar Nikalo..!!”

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

Judge: why r u arrested?

Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop….

*JOKE*

*JOKE*
why do women live longer than men?
Shopping never causes heart attacks....but paying their bills does!

u know why God

u know why God make gapes between fingers.
B-coz.
Some one who very special 4 u. Come to ur life.
.
Hold ur hand.
And slowly says.
.
. Lo sigrit :-)

Why MEMONS are banned to play hockey & football.........?

why MEMONS are banned to play hockey & football.........?
.
.
.
.
Because Corner miltey hi dukaan khol lete hain.

Why we don''t study whole year &

why we don''t study whole year &

Spent sleepless nights during Exams?

Bcoz Sahil K Sukoon Se Humen InKaar Nai Magar,

Tufanon Se kashti Nikalne Ka Maza Or Hai!

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