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Customer : Waiter, there''s a dead beetle in my soup.Waiter : Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers.
Customer : Waiter, there''s a fly in my soup.Waiter : That''s all right, Sir, he won''t drink much.
Customer : Waiter, there''s a fly swimming in my soup.Waiter : So what! do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?
Customer : Waiter, what''s the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?Waiter : I wouldn''t know, Sir, I''m a waiter, not a fortune teller.
Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.Waiter : Funny? But why aren''t you laughing?
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Lost in a animal
Lost in a animal
farm I saw many
amimals
(>. .<)
"v"
Mouse
("v")
(( ))
Bird
()(. .)()
( ( - ) )
Monkey
(>.".<)
( (..) )
HAILA TU BHI!?!?!!!!!
If Time Doesn''t Wait For You,
If Time Doesn''t Wait For You,
Don''t Worry !
Just Remove The Damn Battery
From The Clock And Enjoy Life .
what kind of car dr
What Kind Of Car
Drives Over water ... ?
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Any Kind Of Car,
If It Goes Over
A Bridge ... ;->
W O M E N
W O M E N
IN SHORT...
So simple, yet so complex,
So weak, yet so powerful,
So confusing, yet so desirable,
So daming, yet so wonderful... WOMEN !
classroom
Class Rooms R Like Train 1st 2 Bench R
Executive Coaches Reserved For VIP
Middle 2 R General Compartment N Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !!
Class Rooms R Like Train 1st 2 Bench R Executive Coaches Reserved For VIP
Middle 2 R General Compartment N Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !!
Ek Memon Ne Wakeel
Ek Memon Ne Wakeel
Se Mashwara Krne K Baad
20 Rs Diye
Wakeel Ne Pucha:
Ye Mere Secertry k
Liye Hyn Ya Peon K Liye
Memon Bola:
Ye Tum Teeno''n k Liye
Hyn ... ;->
are you kidding mama
Paki-Nursery Poem 2009
Baby Baby ...
Yes Mama !!
Eating Sugar ... ?
Are You KIDDING MAMA ... ? =P =D
I always pray 4u that.
I always pray 4u that.
May ur life b bright & sunny
& ur partner b fat & funny
May ur life b filled wid roses
&
U have children with pheeni pheeni noses.
Larkiyan shalwar k neechy kiya penanti hain
Larkiyan shalwar k neechy
kiya penanti hain?
SOCHO
AUR SOCHO
GUESS?
Phir SOCHO..
Inta Ajeeb to mat
SOCHO,
Pagal na bano
"chappal pehnti hain"
Pehle meri life ek khuli botel thi
Pehle meri life ek khuli botel thi
Sub kuch perfume ki tara ur jata tha
Tumhare ane k baad sub kuch ruk gia ha
KHUDA kare tum jaisa DHAKAN har kisi ko mile
a man was injected
A Man Was Injected
With A Deadly Poison,
But,
It Did Not Kill Him.
Why ... ??
Think
Think Harder
Coz
He Was Already
Dead.. ;->
Dost dousre se
Dost dousre se:"Tumhari apni B.V se laraei kis tarha khatam howi ?"
2 Dost: "Wo ghutnon k bal chal kar maire pas ai"
1 Dost: (seemingly impressed)Acha tu is nay shikast tasleem karte hue kia kaha.
2 Dost : kehne lagi Charpaie ke neechay se nikal aao or ainda zaban sambhal ke baat karna !! ;->
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