Pehle meri life ek khuli botel thi

Pehle meri life ek khuli botel thi
Pehle meri life ek khuli botel thi
Sub kuch perfume ki tara ur jata tha
Tumhare ane k baad sub kuch ruk gia ha
KHUDA kare tum jaisa DHAKAN har kisi ko mile
  

May, 24 2010     159 chars (1 sms)     1556 views       Funny

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Today Is Smart People''s Day

So Send this Msg to Someone

Who looks Smart

Plz Dont send back to me

B''coz

Tung aa Gaya Hon

I''ve Already Read
997388937 Msgz :S
Boy: Har Roz Subha 25 Larkiya''n Mera Intizaar Krti Hyn ! ! !

Girl; Aap Tou Bari Cheez Hyn Koi

Boy : Bas Yaar Girls College Ki Van Ka Driver Hoon . . . ;->
tujh sey bichchar k zinda hein,







shaad hein, Tabinda hein
A sardar saw a beautiful girl,
He went there and kissed her!!
Girl(Angerly): Hay! What are you doing??
Sardar: B.Com Final year!
Q: What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
A: 3 runs in 3 balls.
Jab Tak Zinda Raha.

Msg Karta Rahonga.

Jab Msg Na Bhejon, To Ye Mat Samajhna K Marr Gaya.

Balke.

Samajh Lena,
K
Bhai Par Bachiyon Ka Load Ziyada Hogaya Hai. :-)
PATHAN 100 K note par likha Numbre dial kar raha tha
DOST:Ye kya kar rhe ho...?
PATHAN:Mai dekh raha tha Quaid-e-Azam ka mobile ab kis k pas hay.....
True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.

Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!
A lawyer saw an auto accident on street.
He rushed over and started handing out
business cards saying:
I saw the whole thing..
I will take either side.
SoMe1 AsKs Me Wht is hUmAnity,
I wud SiT nExT 2u,
PuLL U CloSe 2 Me,
PuT mY ArMs ArOuNd U
n sAy pRoUdLy,
DiS Is humanity..
Lovin ANIMALS..!
Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in sum parts of Africa a man doesn''t know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: That happens in every Country, Son :-|
Mehfil saji thi
msgs ka tha daur,

SmS mai kya tha
ye kisi ne na kiya Gor,

SmS mai paisey lagey thay mere Halal k,

Or sab kanjoos keh rahy they
1 aur 1 aur.