jab tak zinda raha

jab tak zinda raha
Jab Tak Zinda Raha.

Msg Karta Rahonga.

Jab Msg Na Bhejon, To Ye Mat Samajhna K Marr Gaya.

Balke.

Samajh Lena,
K
Bhai Par Bachiyon Ka Load Ziyada Hogaya Hai. :-)
  

May, 12 2010     175 chars (2 sms)     1997 views       Funny

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