WHY DID SANTA SING

WHY DID SANTA SING
Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.
  

Jun, 10 2010     116 chars (1 sms)     1166 views       Q n A

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What is it?

The people who make it don''t want it. The people who buy it don''t use it. The people who use it don''t know it. What is it?

The Answer:

A coffin: The people who make it aren''t going to want a coffin and the people who buy it don''t use it on their self. The people who use it don''t know it because they''re dead
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" Ager Zindagi Mai Kabhi Hamra Rabta Khatam Ho Jaye...

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Serious Reply Is must .
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If U Caught Ur Lover Dating

Wid Ur Best Frnd?"

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Woh kia hai jo Politician Intihabat sey pehley awam ko detey hein aur wo cheez baad mein toot jaati hai?



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It''s Challenge for you..
Yeh aik Beautiful Words hai..
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The first SMS message[8] was sent over the Vodafone GSM network in the United Kingdom on 3 December 1992, from Neil Papworth of Sema Group (now Airwide Solutions) using a personal computer to Richard Jarvis of Vodafone using an Orbitel 901 handset.

1:, Eik Din K Leiy P.M Of P@Kistan Bane To Kya Karo Ghy?
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2:,1 Din K Leiy Jannt Mley To Kis K Sath Selibarit Karna Chaho Ghy ?
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3:,Dil Aur Demaag Main Mutazad Ho To Kis Ko Mano Ghy ?
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4:,1 Raat K Leiy Agar Sharab , Shabab Aur Kabab Main Se 1 Ko Chunna Ho To Kis Ko Chuno Ghy?
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5:,Khud Se B Zeyada Jis Par Barosa Ho Wahi Dhoka De Jaie To Kya Kar Ghy ?
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Q. Which alphabet is a question?
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Which alphabet is a part of face?
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Which alphabet is a tool?
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Which alphabet is a drink?
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Which alphabet is in geometry box?
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Which alphabet is a source of salt?
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