Why do men like love at first sight

Why do men like love at first sight
Why do men like love at first sight


Because he knows its all over as soon as she opens her mouth
  

May, 24 2010     102 chars (1 sms)     2864 views       Funny

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...NaYa FunDa...

ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy:
Meine mummy papa ke saath "BLUE"
film dekhee... =P
Definition of "WIFE"..............

"Someone Who''|| Stand by U Through All The
Troubles
Which U Wouldn''t Have Had If U Had Stayed Single.........." ;->
Mom:Beta kyu ro rahy ho..?

Beta: techr ne mara hai muje..

Mom: Kyu mara..?

Beta: Meine usko murghi kaha tha..

Mom: Kyu kaha..?

Beta: usne muje test mein anda jo diya tha... ;->
eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
Kal agar me mar bhi jaon ae dost!! Gham na karna Aansu bhi na bahana Bus seedhay oper chale aana.Party karenge
Dont buy Land Cruisers.

They hav levers Dat can kill u atleast in Pakistan.

Dis Public Service msg is sponsord by Pakistan Camel & Donkey Cart Association ;->
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I''m only a cartoonist!
~ A d v i c e ~

" The Way

To Become

Famous Fast

Is To

Throw A Brick

At Someone

Who Is Famous ... " ;->
Whoever Says
''Money Can''t Buy
Happiness''
Is A Fool ...

Money Can Surely Buy
Happiness ...

Give Me Some
And
Watch Me Smile ... =P ;)
Have We Ever Realized That the Word
''STUDYING'' is Actually a Combination of the Word,

''STUDENT''

&

''DYING'' :-)


The best way to
releave stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...



























"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->
PEENI HAI CIGRATE TO
GOLD FLAKE KI PIO,


NAVYCUT ME KYA RAKHA
HAI,


PEENI HAI CIGRATE TO
GOLD FLAKE KI PIO,


NAVYCUT ME KYA RAKHA
HAI,


KARNI HAI SOSO TO ROAD PAR KARO WASHROOM ME KYA RAKHA HAI.-'';>