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Why do men like love at first sight
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Why do men like love at first sight
Why do men like love at first sight
Why do men like love at first sight
Because he knows its all over as soon as she opens her mouth
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Bus Conductor Ki Shaadi Ho Rahi Thi
Ek Bus Conductor Ki Shaadi Ho Rahi Thi.
Woh Stage pe Sofay Per Betha Hua, Apni Dulhan Se Bola:
Zara Idhar Ho Kar Betho Baaji! Ye 3 ki Seat Hai. :-) :-) :-)
Mother''s Quote
Mother''s Quote
Thomas Edison''s Mother:
"Of course Im
Proud Tht U Inventd
Electric Bulb. Nw Turn
It Off & Get 2 Bed"
Albert Einstein''s"
"Its Ur Senior Picture,
Can''t U Do Someting
Abt Ur Hair?
Styling Gel, Mousse
Something?"
Abraham Lincoln''s:
"Agn Wid d Stovepipe Hat?
Can''t U Just Wear A Baseball
Cap Like The Othr Kids ?"
Michelangelo''s:
"Cant U Paint On Walls
Like Other Kids? Do
U''ve Any Idea How Hard
It Is 2 Get Tht Stuff
Off d Ceiling "
DONO EYES PE
DONO EYES PE
DONO CHEEKS PE
DO BAR LIPS PE
EK BAR NECK PE
DO BAR NECK SE NEACHAY
SONE SE PEHLE
-:D
LOTION ZAROR LAGANA :p
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What is a difference
What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.
''A-0-A. 1 gd news he!!!!
''A-0-A.
1 gd news he!!!!
is mahiny ki 29 ko mri mehdi he,,
or 30 ko shadi he,
or 31 ko valima he!!
u r invited!!!
plz zrur ana!!!''
Two secrets to keep
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you''re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you''re right, shut up. .
Sardar: i love u ka kya matlb ha?
Sardar: i love u ka kya matlb ha?
Girl. Main tm se pyar krti hn.
Sardar:Aj kal ki lrkyan bari bsharam hn 1 baat ka mtlab poocha free he ho gayi..!
Sardarji opens his lunch box
Sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road….why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office
someone who thinks logically - is a nice contrast to the real world.
someone who thinks logically - is a nice contrast to the real world.
signs common in bihar trains -
aana free, jaana free. pakde gaye to khana free.
Scratch & Win
Scratch & Win ..
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Pathan ...
Ye Kia Jeet Lia ... ;->
Q: Lambi Umar K Liye
Q: Lambi Umar K Liye Kia Kerna Chahiye ........ ????
Ans: SHADI......
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Us Se Kia Zindagi
Lambi Ho Jati Hai.....???
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Nahi, Magar Zindagi
Lambi Lagne Lagti Hai ..... ;->
''Ek Doctor Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:
''Ek Doctor Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:
Doctor Tarap Tarap k Marne He Wala Tha,
K
Usay Yaad Aaya
K
Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai. :-) jwan banda kadi pouul wi janda we ki banaya mere kagzan da yar pata karna''
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