Why do men like love at first sight

Why do men like love at first sight
Why do men like love at first sight


Because he knows its all over as soon as she opens her mouth
  

May, 24 2010     102 chars (1 sms)     3697 views       Funny

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"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We
take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A
little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!
AgAr iNsAn Ki RaGo mAi KhOoN Ki jAgA PetRoL HotA !

AhAm kHaBrEn :

Aj Ek AdMi K gOLi LaGi aUr KiSi Ne UsKo HosPiTaL nA pHoNcHaYa aUr sAb pEtrOL jAmA kArTe RaHe
Can A Kangaroo Jump

Higher Than A Effiel Tower?


Ans:
Yes Bcoz
D Effiel Tower
Cannot jump
There r 101 reasons 2 miss some1but v need just 1 reason 2 hate some1But 2 remember a friend like UI don''t need any reasonI Simply say"Meri Mat Mari Gai c"


A SciEntiFic Question:

Q: Paad Ki Smell Q Hotee Hai?
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A: Taakay Behray Loag Bhi Enjoy Kar Sakain ;-)
BOYS Are the most busy generation
in the world.
On bike 1 hand on clutch
1 hand on accelerator.
1 leg on gear
1 leg on break.
1 ear on music
1 ear on mobile
1 eye on Road
1 eye on girl
Nose on breath,
Lips on cigrate
All tensions 1 Time
Phir b Log larko ko Farig
kehte Hain…
That’s Not fair…



Ek Kana Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Kare To Konsa Geet Gayega?


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1 Najar Se B Pyar Hota Hai, Maine Suna Hai.
American : "our dogs find bombs"
Japanese : "our fish play footballs"
Pakistanis : "ye to kuch bhi nahi hamaray to gadhay bhi sms parh laitay hain"...
A Boy ToLd his Friend, "Yar Aik Lrki Mujh ko Hans K Dekh rahi hai"

Frnd: Sahi se Dekh, Hans k Dekh rahi hai Ya Dekh k Hans Rahi hai..
agar tum mujh sey rutho to batayon kaisay manayoon gha?



aa kar terey pass "ik kan k nechey lagaon gha"


Ustad : Agar Me Tmhary Walid Ko Rs 5000 Dun
Un Ko 2000 Ki Zarurat Ho To
Kitne Wapas Mil Jange?

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