Why do men like love at first sight

Why do men like love at first sight
Why do men like love at first sight


Because he knows its all over as soon as she opens her mouth
  

May, 24 2010     102 chars (1 sms)     3650 views       Funny

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Wese to es ko
"DAJAL"
kehtey hai
Pr es ka AASLI naam lene
se main darta hu
"Samaj to app gae hon ge.."
The Most Wacky Definition of High Heels:

A Device Invented for Short Height Women,

Who Were Fed Up By
Constantly Being Kissed
On the Forehead. :-)
Machhar Aur Makhi ki Ho gayi Shaadi
Pahli hi rat se ho gaye Machhar ki Barbadi
Machhar ne kaha Meri to QISMAT hi PHOOTI hai
Makhi Roz Rat ko GOOD NIGHT laga kar soti hai.
Today if anyone praises U 4 UR:
1.SMARTNESS
2.NATURE
3.STYLE
4.ATTITUTE
Kick them

how dare they
Can Fool U
before APRIL 1st....;->
Great students like Us , work on the principle of rockets
It doesn''t mean we aim for the skys
It means we don''t start studying unless our tail is on fire
hahaha
When Sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror

sardar shouted " you are trying to see my wife? " sot back , i will drive.
"I terrorist From My Soul Constipation".

Tarjama

"Mujhe dar lagta hy meri rooh qabaz hone".
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Card ka number hai load kar k Miss Call De Do ...






Main ne bhi kar lia hai... ;->
''I want U to know that U are very important to me, It''s impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON''T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...''
Why gals not interest in sports?

Only 1% gals playing games.

Bcoz

Other 99% gals playing in boys life.
Life Of A University Student

Wallet Hy
Paise Nahi
Lecture Hy
Attendance Nahi
Mobile Hy
Balance Nahi
Frnds Hyn
Grl Frnd Nahi
Exams Hyn
Tnsion Nhi
Parhna Hy
Mood Nhi ;->
Fakeer:
"ALLAH k naam per de de baba..

Dukandaar:
"Kal aana...

Fakeer:
"Ess kal kal k chaker mein ess market mein mere laakhon rupay phansay hue hain!