HALLO, this is your mobile.

HALLO, this is your mobile.
HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
  

May, 24 2010     128 chars (1 sms)     1468 views       Funny

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Ek dum latest and jhakaas way 2 propose..
Boy- Xcuse me
Grl- jee kahiye

Boy- Mere hone wale bacho ki taraf se apko Happy Mother''s DAY.



Muft Ka Ihsan Na Laina Yaroo

Dil Abi Awr B Sasty Hown Ge... ;->
''Can A Kangaroo Jump

Higher Than A Effiel Tower?


Ans:
Yes Bcoz
D Effiel Tower
Cannot jump''
1 admi ki shadi hui, us ne dost se mashwra lya k wo kese apni bv ka dil jeet skta hy

Frnd: Us k pas cigerate lga kr jana or us ka dhunwa us k mu pe mar k kehna
Janu agr tm kaho to ye adat b chor skta hun.

Us ne ja kr esa hi kia....!

Bv ne sun kr jwab dia


"Agr Gold Leaf hai te ek suta menu v lawa"
Q: What do you call a man who can''t hear anything?
Santa: Anything you want because he can''t hear na!!!

Teachr: Konsa Parinda Sub Se Tez Urta Hai?
Student: Haathi!

Teachr: Nalaiq! Tera Baap Kia Krta Hai?
Student: Wo DSP Hain.

Teachr: Mera Khayal Hai Haathi Hi Sab Se Tez Urta Hai..... >
Why MEMONS are banned to play hockey & football.........?
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Because Corner miltey hi dukaan khol lete hain.
Girl: Aisa khat likh sajna
Meri umar beet jaye parhtay parhtay

Boy:
(i=0i>xE''I1i+:e_y#a#>#"e!%; =*?#@?w@''e*,e(p+>i*Le sajni ab parh ;)
Ek Pathan Ghar Aaya
Tou Sochny Laga k Aaj
Kia Khaas Kaam Krna
Thaa
Soch Soch Ker
Subha 5 Bajey Yaad
Aaya !


















"Oye Kocha Aaj Tou
Jaldi Sona Tha " ;->
KBC ME SHARUKH NE MUJH SE PUCHA.
WORLD KA SABSE BADA ULLU KON HAI?
MENE 1 CRORE RS. THUKRA DIYE,
LEKIN TERA NAAM NAHI BATAYA

Beggar: Sir, pls give 50 paise.

Man: I don''t have.

Beggar: Then come with me, lets beg together
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.