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Funny

GIRL: Kya Tum Mujhse Pyar Karte Ho?
SARDAR: Haan.
GIRL: Par Tumhe to Meri Parvah Hi Nahi?
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SARDAR: Pagli, Pyaar Karnewale Kisi ki Parvah Nahi Karte..!!

Poetry

Us ajnabi ka youn na intezaar karo,

Is aashiq dil ka na aitbar karo,

Roz nikla karen kisi ke yaad mein aansoo,

Itna kabhi na kisi se pyaar kia karo,

Funny

Zindagi main 1 baat hamesha yaar rkhna
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Train kabhi puncture nai hoti....

lahore

'Larki dosri Larki se:
yaar yeh Handsome larkay kaisay hotay hain?
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2nd Larki:
Pata nahi behan Main tu khud kabhi "Karachi" nhi Gayi..

Intazar ki Gariyaan khatam

Karachi k Bharam Baaz Dialog:

"Abay chal teri to"

"Us ki to mein"

"Bus kar zyada mat Phenk"

"Chal nikal"

"Koot dy salay ko"

"Or Party"

"Dimagh ki dahi"

"Ye cheez dada"

"Bachi dekh"

"Teri Bhabi se baat kr rha hon"

"Hat gai na"

"Abe dhkkan"

"Ptli Gali pakar"

"Lash yaar"

"Chal phhoot le"

"Latak mat"

"Teri wali ja rhi hai"

Ab Intizar kis bat ka hai,
Aakhir ye SMS karachi ki pehchan hai.
phenk de market me.'

woh aksar mujhse kehta hai k

Woh Aksar Mujhse Kehta Hai K,

Tum Be-hadd Shor Machati Ho,

Jab Pyaar Se Mujhe Bulao Gey,

Tab Dorr K Mein To Aaon Gi

Tab Paayal Meri Chankay Gi,

Paayal Ka Shoor To Ho Ga Hee!

Jab Meri Kalaai Pakro Gey,

Tab Choori Meri Khankay Gi,

Jab Choori Meri Khankay Gi,

Choori Ka Shoor To Ho Ga Hee!

Jab Aankh Teri Dumkay Gi,

Jab Jazbay Shoor Machein Gey,

Jazboon Ka Shoor To Ho Ga Gee!

Mere Jhumkay Se Jab Tum Kheelo Gey,

Wo Gaal Ko Meri Choomain Gey,

Bey Chain Se Tum Ho Jaoo Gey

Ik Lehar Uthay Gi Seenay Mein!

Us Lehar Ka Shoor To Ho Ga Hee!

Wo Aksar Mujhse Kehta Hai

Tum Bey Hadd Shoor Machati Ho!

Chaaku dikha kar loot liya

Sardar:Kal raat mujhe ek admi ne chaaku dikha kar loot liya.

Dost:Par yaar tere pas to hamesha Pistol hota hai?

Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi warna wo bhi loot leta.

Na who farishta ho na farishtey jaisa ho

Na who farishta ho na farishtey jaisa ho
Mujhey talash hai uski jo merey jaisa ho

Merey khulus ko pehchanta ho bus kafi hai
Who koi bhi ho, kahin bhi ho, kesa bhi ho

Meri khatir marney ka hosla bhi rkhta ho
Agar kabhi rooth jaoon mein us sey to

Muskra key manayee, woh aisa ho
Jo baat karey to woh nibha bhi sakey

Iradon mein woh apney chatanon jaisa ho
Dukhon mein hansney ka hunar janta ho

Ik aisa hamsafar jo samandar kitarah gahrah ho
Us key pyaar ki thandak ho merey liye aisi
Key woh to bilkul aasman key chand jaisa ho

Woh sirf mera ho, jo nigahon mein haya rakhta ho
Umar bhar saath chalney ka azam-e-wafa rakhta ho

Jo khwab deney ko qadir ho meri aankhon ko
Meri mohabbat ko pehchan sakay woh aisa ho

Line Maarne ka tareeka

Line maarne k boht saare tareekey hein jin meinse 3 mandarja zail hain.
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1)Pen se,
2)Pencil se,
3)Marker se.

Think Positive yaar

CHICKEN ROLL

Pathan to his friend:Yara humko film mein kaam karne ka bara shok hai.

Friend:yaar Tumhein konsa role pasand hai ?

Pathan:
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CHICKEN ROLL.

guzarish

Aapki Dosti hamein is kadar pyaari hai, Jis tarah bin paani ke machli bechari hai, Ab na aur kuch khawish hai, Bus tum DOST bane raho ye hi tum se guzarish hai ek

Aaj ka to din hi kharaab hai

Aadmi sharaab ka glass saamne rakh k Ghamzada betha huwa tha,
Dost aa kar uske sath betha aur uska glass utha kar ek hi ghoont mein pi kar bola:yaar Q udaas ho ?

Aadmi:yaar aaj ka to din hi kharaab hai,
Subha BV se jhagra huwa,

Raastey mein gaari kharaab hogayi,

Daftar late pohuncha to Boss ne nokri se nikaal diya,

Girlfriend ko easyload nahi bheja to wo bhi chhor k chali gayi,

Aur ab KHUDKUSHI karne k liye Sharaab mein zeher daal k peeny laga tha to wo bhi tumne pi liya.

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