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Sardar:Mere liye koi achi si larki ka rishta bata.

Friend:yaar ek larki hai B.com ki,

Sardar:yaar Qom koi bhi ho par larki parhi likhi honi chahiye.
Sardar to Sardar:Agr tu ye bata de k meri tokri mein kya hai to saarey andey tere,
Aur agr tu ye bata de k kitne hein to 8 k 8 tere.
auu agr tu ye bata de k kis jaanwar k hein to wo murgi bhi teri.

2nd Sardar: yaar koi ishara to de.
Beta ro raha tha Abu ne pucha ro rahe ho ?mujhe batao dost samajh kar.

Son:Kuch nahi yaar,sabzi k paiso se apni waali ko Load karwa diya to teri waali ne boht mara hai.
Pathan:yaar tum subha se zameen khod rahe ho kya baat hai aakhir ?
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Sardar:yaar abba kehta hai maine unka naam mitti mein mila dia hai so mein wohi dhoond raha hun.
Kaanto Bhari Raah Me Koun

Saath Deta Hai ?

Mom/Dad ? - NO

Husband/Wife ? - NO

Friends ? - NO

LOVE ? - NO

Only.........


Ur CHAPPALS !




Utha kar lo CHOOM Lo yaar
Us Ajnabi Ka Youn Na Intezaar Karo,

Is Aashiq Dil Ka Na Aitbar Karo,

Roz Nikla Karen Kisi Ke Yaad Mein Aansoo,

Itna Kabhi Na Kisi Se Pyaar Kia Karo,
Larki Jub Saray Kapray Utaar Laiti Hay To Kia Hota Hay?
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Taar Khali Ho Jati Hay.
yaar Kabhi To +Ve Socha Karo... ;->
Rishtay jo pyar ke thay sabhi choot-tay gaye...

Bandhan bhi saaray zabt ke phir toot-tay gaye...

Khawab-o-khayal ban gayen yaaron ki mehfilen...

Ek ek kar ke yaar sabhi rooth-tay gaye...

Sab dard dil main bhar liye sukh ki talash main...

Hamdard ban ke log hamain loot-tay gaye...

Milti rahin sazayen hamain pyar ke aiwaz...

Apni hi Khawahishon ka gala ghont-tay gaye...
ting tong




open the door!




kaun??



hum..



hum kaun?



hum SMS!!



kya chaahiye?



"AAP KE CHEHRE PAR EK PyaarI si SMILE

now, freeze it...
A= Aitbaar
B= Bharosa
C= Chahat
D= Dosti
E= Enaayat
F= Faisla
G= Gham
H= Hamdam
I= Intizar
J= Justuju
K= Khayal
L= Lamhay
M= Mohabbat
N= Naarazgi
O= Omeed
P= Pyaar
Q= Qismat
R= Rishtay
S= Samjhota
T= Tamanna
U= Udasiyan
V= Virasat
W= Wada
X= Xcuse
Y= Yadain
In Sab Feelings Se Milkar Banti Hai Z=Zindagi
Mana k
"Pyaar" ka
pehla lafz "P"
adhora hai

lekin

agar "P" ko nikal do

to

"yaar" reh jata hai

Or

Aap jese "yaar" ho

to

Zindagi se b
"Pyaar" ho jata hai.
Teri Hansti Hui Zindagi Ki Raho''n Main

Hazaron Phool Lutati Hui Bahar Aaye

Chalo Tou Sitare Nisar on Tum Per

Hanso Tou Phoolo''n Ko Bhi Tum Pe Pyaar Aaye