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Jo Meri Ankho Pe Marta Tha
Meri Baton Pe Marta Tha
Na Janay Shakhs Tha Kesa?
Mujhy Khony Se Darta Tha
Wo Jab B Bat Karta Tha
Yehi Har Bar Kehta Tha
Suno
Agar Me Bhol Jaon To
Agar Me Roth Jaon To
Kabhi Wapis Na Aon To
Bhula Pao Gay Sab Kuch Kia
Yohi Hanste Raho Gay Kia?
Yohi Sajte Raho Gay Kia?
Yehi Baten Thi Bus Uski,
Yehi Yaden Thin Bus Uski
Muje Malom Hay Bus Itna
yaar
Muje Wo Piyar Karta Tha
Muje Khony Se Drta Tha
Main agar Tumhain jo Sanwar dun..
Tumharey
Roz-O-Shab ko Nikhar dun..
Mera Haath tham K EHAD do.
Mujey apny DiL ma rakho gay Tum..
Tumhain is Qadar jo Main Piyaar dun..
K Zindgi hi Haar dun..
To batao na…?
Mery bad bhi…
Yehi EHAD apna Nibhao gay…?
Ya K Muj ko BHooL hi jao gay.
Ek Din Usney Mujsey Kaha
Kia
Tumhey Bhi Mujsey Piyar Hey?
Mey To Ajnabi Sa Ban Gaya
Phir…
DiL Ney Holey Sey Kaha…
Ek Aks Naksh Hey Merey Hawas Pey
Ye Sans Chal Rahi Hey Usi Ki Yaad Sey
Usey Daikh Loon
To
Jee Utthon
Bina Uskey Zindagi Ek Khuaab Hey
Wo Shakhs Kia Hey Nahi Khaber
Haan Wo DiL-e-Qarar Hey
Meri Zindagi Merey Ashnaa
Ager Ye Hee Piyaar Hey
To
Sunlo Aj
Haan Mujey Bhi Tumsey PIyaar Hey
B - Badmashiyon Me Sab Se Aage.
O - Ollo0 Ki Tarah Raat Me Jaage.
Y - yaarian Nibhate Jaan Laga K.
S - Shareef Sirf Maa Baap K Aage... ;->

Us naal dosti kadhi na rakhiyo jinu apne ute ghuroor hove,

Maa baap Nu bura na kahiyo, chahe lakh unhan da kasoor hove,

Rah chalde nu dil na daiyo,
chahe lakh chehre te noor hove,

Oh Bulliya mohabbat sirf uthe kariyo jithe piyaar nibhawan da dastoor hove . . .
khatam sab he ka intezaar hogaya
barish ki bondein giri kuch is tarah se
laga falak ko zameen se pyaar hogaya;)
Raat ko 2 pathan chat pe so rahay thay,

Pehla dusray se bola:

yaar maachis
kahan hai?

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2nd:

Teeli jala k dekh le yahin kahin
hogi...!
Santa Ko Ek Bar Paisi Ki Jarurat Thhi, Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola.

Santa: “yaar Mujhe 3000 Rs De De, Main Tujhe 2 Mahine Ke Baad Lota Dunga.”

Banta Ne Paisi De Diye, Mahine Bad Jab Santa Se Paisi Mange To Santa Use Ek Lota Dete Hue Bola.

Santa: “Ye Le Apna Wada Pura Kar Raha Hun, Pakad Ye Lota.“
Socha Tha Teri Sadgi Pay Likhon Ga Ek Ghazal,,,???

Afsos K Tery Mayaar K Alfaz Na Mil Saky...???
Pappu to chinese - Tu american
hai?
.
Chinese - No, I am chinese..
.
... ... pappu- Nahi, tu American hi hai...
.
Chinese - No, I am chinese..
.
pappu- Nahii , tu American hai ..
American hi
hai tu..
.
Chinese - Acha yaar, Main
American Hu..
Khush..?
.
pappu-saaale Shakal se to tu
chinese
lagta hai.
*~SARDAR: yaar Tere Bhai di Maut da bara Afsos hoya, Waisy hoya Ki Si?
FRIEND: Goli lagi Si Mathey Wich.
Sardar: Oh Tu
Shukar Kar Akh bach gai..%-)
Hargiz aisey shakhs ki dosti ikhtiyaar na karo jo tumhari buraayion ko yaad rakhay aur tumhari khubiyon ko bhool jaaye...