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Teri Yadon Ki Hifazat Kaise Karon

Teri Yadon Ki Hifazat Kaise Karon Dost?
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Mera To Apna Bakra Koi Khol Kar Le Geya…
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Dekh yaar Udher To Nai :O
Aysa Lagta Tha Woh :(

Bakra Eid Mubarak…

Tujhe baaho me ....

Tujhe baaho me barkar kitna pyaar kiya tha,

Kya yaad tujhe hai tune ikraar kiya tha,

Kitni raate hamne saath-saath gujaari thi,

Aur maine tujhe choom-choom kar bekraar kiya tha.

PATHAN

pathan: yaar mere liye kisi achi si larki ka rishta bta
Dost: Aik larki hai B.com ki
pathan: yaar kisi b qoum ki ho bas parhi likhi honi chahie

pathan and dost

Phatan: yaar mere dost k abbu foat ho gae Hy main ne use phone krna hy, Par call bohat lambi ho jaey gi.

Major Rohail: Happy hour on karva k kr lo sasta rahe ga.

Pathan: Oy afssos ki baat "Happy" hour se kese kru?

Main Pyaar Ka Mufti

Main Pyaar Ka Mufti To Nhi Hoon Per, Mera Fatwa Hai Yeh...!!
Ghalib..
Jo Chhorr De Raahon Mein, Wo Kaafir Se Bhi Bad'tar Hai...!!

Zindagi ki raahon pay bohat sy yaar milein ge,

Zindagi ki raahon pay bohat sy yaar milein ge,

Hum keya hum say b ache hzaar milein ge,

In achon me hmein na bhool jana,

Hm konsa tumhein hr bar milein ge

mainay tumhain piyaar kiya

Mein ne tumhe pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta
Mein ne tumhe pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta,
Sine theta by Cosine theta equal to Tan theta…

pyaar mein kuch bhi

Main ne kaha k pyar mein kuch
b kr sakta hn,
Us ny muskra k kaha hmara is dfa
bijli ka bil tum dna,
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O MAIN TO AYNWI AYNWI
AYNWI AYNWI LUT GYA.

kya peo gay

Kanjoos k ghar Mehmaan aaey huay thy:

Kanjoos: Thanda peo ge ya Garam?
Mehman: Thanda.

Kanjoos: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?
Mehmaan: Pepsi

Kanjoos: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?
Mehmaan: Glass me.

Kanjoos: Saada glass ma ya design wala?
Mehmaan: Design wala.

Kanjoos: Lines wala ya flowers wala.
Mehman: Flowers wala.

Kanjoos: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala.
Mehman: Chambeli wala.

Kanjoos: Sorry yaar! Hamaray ghar me aisa glass nahi hay.

Unke Ikrar Ka Intezar Hai

Unke Ikrar Ka Intezar Hai Mujhe,
Jane Q Unse Pyaar Hai Mujhe,
Ae Khuda Kab Ayega Wo Hassen PaL,
Jab Wo Kahenge Aapse Pyaar Hai
Mujhe...

Santa Banta

Santa: yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.

Nahi Rahey....!

Ae Chashm-e-yaar ab na yaad, na nafrat, na ehsaas....!!
Kya hm kisi salook kay kaabil nai rahey....!!

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