work SMS Messages311 messages

|| R.E.A.L.I.T.Y ||~

A Painter Was Famous Due 2 His Reality In Photo,
Tourist Askd 4om Him:In D¡S Foto Nobody Has Been working,

While U''ve Written Below"View Of work In Government Office"
Painter Answerd:This Iz Reality. . . . . . .;->
Karachi
Lahore
Islamabad
Rawalpindi
Peshawer
Kashmiir
Quetta
Zhob
Across Pakistan!!
Todays Hottest Messaging Network,
This Is,
||=Big~Sms=||
0092-321-630-78-93
Height Of Maska
Professor: Where Is Your Homework

Student: Sir It Tore While I Was Fighting
With A Guy Who Said You Were Not The
Best Professor In The College
Wo Kon Si 2 Jagah Hai Jahan Pe Banda Nahi Marta?
.
.
.
Think
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
No Answer
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

1. Cartoon Network
2. Star Plus :-)
Teacher: Did You Father Help

You With Your Homework?


Student: No,


He Did It All By Himself
If A Man Smiles All The Time ...




He Is Probably Selling



Something


















That Doesn''t work ... ;->
If A Man Smiles All The Time ...




He Is Probably Selling



Something


















That Doesn''t work ... ;->
Sign Board Outside A Repair Shop ...

"We Can Repair Anything ...
Plz Knock Hard On The Door ,
The Bell Doesn''t work ..." ;->
I Don''t Cheat,

I Just Change The Rules!

I Always Want To Rise Up,

But Gravity Brings Me Down!

GLOBAL WARMING BURNT MY HOMEwork
Joe-How Long Have U Been working Here?













Jack-Ever Since My Boss Threatened To Fire Me!
5 Points That Prove
"U r A Normal Student"

1- Unnecessary Talk
On Phone

2- Plan Each Day 2 Study
But End Of The Day
"Kal Se Pakka"

3- U''ve All The Data But
U work 1 Day B4 The
Dead Line

4- Rite Now U r Thinking
Of 4wrding This Msg To ur
Frnds

5- On Each Point U Smiled
Coz Its True ... ;->
Sam: I Have Changed My Mind.

Ali : Good

So Does This One work Better?