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Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!
Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain,
Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain,
Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen,
Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain..
Lamha lamha
Faza mein
Ek
Shoar ho rha ha,

Bina SmS k
Dil
Bore ho rha ha,


Ye network
Ki kharabi ha
Ya
Mera

YAÄR

Kuttay ki neend
So rha hai...
Great students like Us , work on the principle of rockets
It doesn''t mean we aim for the skys
It means we don''t start studying unless our tail is on fire
hahaha
Washing Powdr Nirma
Wshing Pwdr Nirma
Dudh Si Safedi
Nirma Se i

Rangen Kpray B Khil-Khil Jae
Sbki Pasand Nirma

Ye Comercial BREAK Tha,
nOw
U Continue Ur work.
U think of ME and I think of U.
When v both think of each other,
Do u knw what it means ?
It means v both have no work to do!!

Dono "NIKAMMAY"
Laado de lashkare jag mag kapre sare!

O laaD0 sabun...
O laaDo sabun...

Ye Comercial BREAK Tha


Now
Continue Ur work :-
Best Punishment That U Can
Gve Him A Mobile Wid A
Set Of Girl''s Phone Numbers & Put Him
In A Palace Where There is No Network... ;o)
GREAT NEWS !!!

Call ufone 2 ufone & ufone 2 Other Network @ Rs.0/month.

And LIFE TIME FREE SMS!
Just Type

"UFONE Meray bap ka hai"
& Send it to 333.......!
Free Call From Any Network In Zero Balance.
Use Bellow Trick
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Call Customer Care & Enjoy..!!
Good time
Bad time
Day time
work time
Off time
Night time
Happy time
Sad time
Sleep time
Kisi bhi time
~MERA Sms Aasakta Hai~
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