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Welcome 2

Welcome 2 "GOOD-NITE"
Restaurant.

MENU
Cool Pillow,
Cool water Bed,
Hot Blanket

Discount On Bill:
Free Cool Dreams
Thank you.

Please Visit Agn

GOOD NITE ... (:

I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers;

I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers;
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean;
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best luv ever

Agar Aapko Rozay Mian Bhook lagti hai To Sehri Main Sirf:

Agar Aapko Rozay Mian Bhook lagti hai To Sehri Main Sirf:

1 Pao Dahi
1 Glass Milk
3 to 4 Parathy
2 Glass Lassi
2 Zinger Burger
4 Kabab
4 Eggs Fry
6 Eggs Boil
4 to 6 Glass water
2 to 3 Pieces Chicken
4 Packages Maggie,
Aur
6 Banas Khaen.

Insha Allah Bhook Nahi Lagegi. :-)

Considering his achievements

Considering his achievements
of creating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water

Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!

Sardar told his servant:

Sardar told his servant:
Go and water the plants. Servant
it’s already raining. Sardar: So what?
Take an umbrella and go.

Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water? Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.

Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.

Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!

Promise me we

Promise me we are true friends I am lamp you are light I am Coke you are Sprite I am Sawan you are badal I am Normal you are Pagal I am water you are Tanki I am Tarzan you are Monkey.

5 hi-tech sardar''s inventions

5 hi-tech sardar''s inventions

waterproof towel

Solar powerd tourch

Book on how to read

Pedal powerd wheelchair

Umbrella with holes to see its raining,:-

ßrandy+Water=

ßrandy+water=
Injurious To kidney

Whisky+water=
Injurious To Heart

Vodka+water=
Injurious To ßrain

çonclusion: Please Avoid water

A man jumpd in

A man jumpd in water&didnt cum out
Anothr man jumpd in the watr & didnt cum out
A sardar watching frm a distance concluded dat
"human beings r soluble in water"

''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?

''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under water, Dad.
FATHER: Under water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level''

''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?

''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under water, Dad.
FATHER: Under water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level
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