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ek aurat mahire

Ek Aurat
Mahir-e-Nafsiyat k Pas
Gai Aur Kehne Lagi:
"Me Apne Chote Bete
Ki waja Se Bht
Pareshan Hn, wo Mitti
k Laddu Bna Bna k
Khata Hy"

Doctor:"Fikr Ki Baat
Nhi, Bara Hoga Tou
Khud Hi Adat Chooth
Jayegi"

Aurat:"Dr. Koi Fori Elaaj
Bataye''n wrna Mere
Bete KI Dono Biwia''n Ro
Ro k Pagal Ho Jaye''n
Gi " ;->

i am the most

I
Am
The
Most
Outstanding
Student Of
My
Class ...

Because ,

I
Always
Stand
Outside
The Class ... ;->

[Presudent Of
Out-standing Students]

an economist is a

An ECONOMIST
Is A Surgeon with
An Excellent Scalpel
And Rough-edged
Lancet,
who Operates
Beautifully On The
Dead And Tortures
Living ... ;->

teacher draw a dia

Teacher: Draw A
Diagram Of Bacteria

Pappu: Here It Is Sir

Teacher: where? You
Haven''t Drawn
Anything

Pappu: Sir, Can You
See Bacteria without
Microscope ... ;->

Why am I here ... ;)

when I waz a kid my
mom told that angels
live in heaven ...

Now I know that it is
not true

B''coz if angels live in
heaven

why am I here ... ;)

wh8s the differen

wh8''s The Difference
Between Mechanical
Engineer & Civil
Engineer ... ???

Mechanical Engineer
Build weapons , Civil
Engineer Build Targets ... ;->

laado de lashkare ja

Laado De Lashkare Jag Mag Kapre Sare!

O Laado Sabun...
O Laado Sabun...

Ye Comercial BREAK Tha

Now

U Continue Ur work Jo Kr Rahe Thay ;->

q wh8s the differe

Q. wh8''s the difference between Mechanical Engineers & Civil Engineers ... ?

A. Mechanical Engineers Build weapons, Civil Engineers Build Targets ... ;->

arz kia hai th

Arz Kia Hai...

Those who Know Me
Know Me well

.

.

.

waah waah

.

.

.

Those who Know Me
Know Me well

.

.

.

Those who Do Not,
Go To Hell . . . =P ;->

wife shoping kr k wa

wife Shoping Kr K wapis Ayi
To Husbnd wife Se Saman Laite Hoye Bola
Zaror Tm Mere Khane K Lye Kch Lai Hogi?

wife: Bilkul Thek Kaha Isme
Mere New Sandel Hen ;->

policechor se wad

Police-Chor Se-" wada Karo Aagey Se Kabhi Jeb Nahi Katoge !"

Chor-"Mai wada Karta Hun Ab

Aagey Se Nahi

Balki Pichhe Se Jeb Katunga..

teachr konsa parind

Teachr: Konsa Parinda Sub Se Tez Urta Hai?
Student: Haathi!

Teachr: Nalaiq! Tera Baap Kia Krta Hai?
Student: wo DSP Hain.

Teachr: Mera Khayal Hai Haathi Hi Sab Se Tez Urta Hai..... >

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