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Apny waado Ko Kabhi Pora Na Kro
Jab Tak Tumhary Sath
''Kutty wali''
Na Hojaye... ;->

(Asif Zardari )

Aao!

Aaj Hm Dono waada karen>

K

Hm Zindagi Bhar Pi¥AR Karenge>

Hm wafa krenge>

Hm Mohabbat krenge>

Sirf Or Sirf Apne


"Ap"se... =P ;->




sorry
may b insan ho mera b dil kerta hy chawal marnay
ko.. =P ;->




23rd March ...
A Day To Realize The
Value Of The Freedom
Let''s Celebrate This
Day with Grand
Jubilation & Pray That
May ALLAH Protect Our
Country 4m Zardari ;)


1 box wasn''t opening
Physician came n aply
all laws
Chemist came n aply al
reaction but nt open
mathematician came n
say
''LET''S SIPOSE It IS
OPEN" !! ;->



Hi

The Cute

Sweet

Most Graceful

The Smartest

&

Beautiful

Person




Khush ??






Chalo Ab Apna Kaam
Kro, Duusro''n Ko Bhi
Bewaqoof Banana Hy .. ;->

Pride, Attitude And
Confidence Are Like
Underwear, You Should
Always Have It, But
Need Not To Show It,
Unless Offcourse You
Are A "Superman" ;)


Bruce Lee''s
Favorite
Vegetable=Mu-Lee
Festival=Diwa-Lee
Actres=Sona-Lee
Music=Qawa-Lee
Film=Coo-Lee
Animal=Bil-Lee
Brain=Urs
why ?













Kha-Lee ... ;->


Jb Koi Dost Apne Dost
k Liye Khulos Se Dua
Krta Hy
Tou wo Dua Us k Dost k
Haq Me Baad Me Or
Pehle Us k Apne Haq Me
Qubool Hoti Hy !

ALLAH Karey Teri Shaadi
Ho Jaye ;->

Husband & wife Men
Jhagra Hua Tou wife
Ne Apni Maa Ko Fone
Kia:
"MAIN AAP K HAAN AA
RAHI HON, MERA UN SE
JHAGRA HO GAYA"

Maa Ny Kaha:
"USAY APNE KIYE KI
SAZA MILNI CHAHIYE,
TUM wAHIN THEHRO
MAIN TUMHARY HAAN
AA RAHI HOON ..." ;->


H i g h
H e e l s
w e r e
I n v e n t e d
B y
A
w o m a n
w h o
H a d
B e e n
K i s s e d
O n
T h e
F o r e h e a d .. ;->


The Chief Excitement
In A woman''s
Life Is ... !!!
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Spotting women
who Are Fatter
Than She Is ... ;->