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Jab Tera Yaar Aayega to Main Bhi Bana Donga

Pathan To wife: Mera Yaar Aaya hai Chai to Bana Do.

wife: Main Nahi Bana Rahi.

Pathan: Bana De, Jab Tera Yaar Aayega to Main Bhi Bana Donga. :-)

Mere Ghar K Samne Se Bhagi Ek GHODI

Mere Ghar K Samne Se Bhagi
Ek GHODI

wah wah

Mere Ghar K Samne Se Bhagi
Ek GHODI

wah wah

Fir Bhage Tum

Aur

''RAB NE BANA DI JODI''

Read Is Dafa 3-jan-2010

Read
Is Dafa 3-jan-2010
Per Date Kuch istarah Ho Gi.

1 Larki Meray Sath Front Per Hogi,

Or Baqi Teen Back Saeat Per Hon Gi.
Amazing Na..

This wll Never Happen Again In Life,

BecOZ Soon They will Get Married.;->

So Don''t Jealous.

Dr ne 1 pagal se poocha

Dr ne 1 pagal se poocha:
Tum chhat se Q latak rahe ho?

pagal:
Main aik bulb hoon

Doctor:
Tum jal Q nahi rahe?

Pagal:
bewakof ye pakistan hai light gai hui hai.

tum ko captain banaya team ka,

Hum ne tum ko captain banaya team ka, samajhdar samajh ker
"SHAHID...!"

tum to ball he khaa gaye naswaar samajh ker...!!
This is 4 Boom Boom Afridi... ;->

Source of Vitamin

Source of Vitamin
"Cricket balls are a rich source of Vitamin A, B, C, D & E.

I chew them regularly to stay fit"

-Shahid Afridi

Jab Question Paper Ho Out of Control

Jab Question Paper Ho Out of Control.
Answer Sheet Ko Kar K Fold.

Aero-plane Bana K Bol!
All will Fail!

Student Kya Jaane Result ka Kya Hoga?
Marks Milengi Ya Zero Pe Tie Hoga?

To Girlfriend Ghuma.
Paise Urra...
Paise Urraa K Bol!

Papa All Is well!

Pakistani m0vies Fl0p Q h0ti hYn?

Pakistani m0vies Fl0p Q h0ti hYn?

Bec0z j0 Act0r Hain wo Hak0mat Sanmbhal k Bethay hYn.

Definition for Human being:

Definition for Human being:

A creature that cuts trees

,makes papers and writes

"SAVE TREES"

on it..!!!

Funny people.....!!!!!!

SHORT and SWEET SAYING

SHORT and SwEET SAYING :

"Nobody
In
This
world
Is
Rich
Enough
To
Throw
Away
A
Friend.."

Ek pathan ne new car li

Ek pathan ne new car li
aur drive pe nekla thora agay gaya to toll plaza aya admi bola han khan g!!!

pathan bola full kar do:-D

Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Mein

Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Mein

Tamatar aur Andon Ki Khushboo faraz,

Lgta Hai Mery watan Ki

Cricket Team wapis Aney wali Hai...

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