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Height Of Bravery . . .











Going Late In Class, In Tore Jeans & Sleevless
Entring Te Class widout Permission
N Sayin To Madam
''''Hey Sweety Carry On , Don’t Stop'''' ;->
Jab Tumhain Upar wale Ne Banaya Hoga

Use Bohut Maza Aaya Hoga,

Hansi Di Bachon wali

Suurat Di Bholi Bhaali

Mijaaz Dia Cool...


AuR

AuR






DIMAG GAYA BHOOL... ;->
AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP
BEAUTIFU HAIN,

SMART HAIN,

CHARMING HAIN

TOU


KUTTA PALIYE…

SAAP PALIYE..

SHER PALIYE









Magar
KUDA K wASTE
GALATFAIMI MAT PALIYE. . . ;->
10 ADVANTAGES OF NOT HAVING A “LOVER”…
1.SAVE TIME.
2. CAN SLEEP wELL.
3. DON’T HAV 2 BOTHER ABT MISSED CALLS…
4. DON’T HAV TO wORRY ABT HOw U LOOK…
5. CAN EAT IN ANY RESTAURANT…
6. NO BORING SMS IN THE MIDDLE OF NIGHT…
7. CAN TALK wITH ALL BOYS…
8. U wON’T HEAR “AAw… U R DULL TODAY”.
9. CAN GO ANYwHERE wITH ANY ONE…
10. DON’T HAV 2 LISTEN SAME OLD CRAP JOKES…?
BONUS: - U wILL LIVE A LONG LIFE…….
SO BE AwARE OF LOVER
Ppl say opposite attracts...
So I sincerely ''HOPE''
you meet somebody
who is attractive,
honest,
intelligent,
and
cultured










Not Like U Jahil :P
Pehle Log 8 Ruoee wali Botte Peete Thay

Ab 800 wali Peete Hain



Farq Tou Para Hai

GEO MUSHARAF . . . ;->
Hain Mulaqat K Saare Hi Qareene Maujood

Aur Pehla Jo Qareena Hai wo Bharpoor Bhi Hai

Meri Maano Tou Raho Aaj Ki Shab Ghar Mere









Load Shading B Hai Badal Bhi Hai Ghar Duur Bhi Hai ;->
when u give a flower to gilrz so rection in nation

Japniess: pass rakh k muskuria gi

Austrilan: pyar bhari nazar se dekhe gi

Kiwi: tumhare gal pe kiss kere gi

Indian: guldan mai saje gi

pakistani: soche gi kash yeh gobi ka phool hota
raat ko aalo(potato) milla k saag banati ;->
8. what is height of Suicide?












A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
whtz The Difference b/w Hockey n Cricket?
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Hockey Mai Pakistani 1 Ghantay Mai Zalil Hotay Hain
Jab Ke Cricket Mai 6 Ghante Lag Jatay Hain
I heard that good looks can kill?
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So, please don?t look at me
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I don?t wanna see you die.!!
Famous saying-
"Any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl,
he''s simply not giving kiss
the attention it deserves!"