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bhikari: sahab 6 rs de do chaae peeni hai

bhikari: sahab 6 rs de do chaae peeni hai

sahab: lekin chae to 3 rs ki aati hai

bhikari sharmate huwe: wo girl friend b saath hai na

Height of Stupidity

Height of Stupidity

Q: why do women wear skirts and men pants.?????

coz if guys startd xposin'' then no one wld''ve been alive!!

HEIGHT OF SUSPICION

HEIGHT OF SUSPICION
Man asking his wife" who is the father of second child"

when....His wife delivers TwINS

Teacher asked pathan

Teacher asked pathan "if u dial 51 then what will happen.?"
..
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Pathan: "Police Jeep will Come, in Reverse Gear..

Flower dies,

Flower dies,

stories end,

songs fade,

memories r 4goten,

all things come to end,

but precious people like u,

. . . Chipak hi jate hain.

Chahti hoon apko piyaar doon,

Chahti hoon apko piyaar doon,

dosti pe apni zindagi war doon,

par jab apka SMS nhi milta hy to,

Dil karta hai apka SIR phar doon.

*2007* Dolha jahaiz mein

*2007*
Dolha jahaiz mein Car, AC mangta tha.

*2008*
Dolhe ne jahaiz mein Aata, Gas Cylindr or Generator mang lia.

waqi..

farq tu para hai

GEO musharaf !

Din Main 5 SmS,

Din Main 5 SmS,

Raat Main 10 SmS,

Haftay Main 200 SmS,

Month Main 1000 SmS,

Mujhay Bhej Kar
Sawab-e-Darain Hasil Karain..
"SHUKRIYA" ;->

Qus: Why Do Mens

Qus: why Do Mens Die Before Their wives . . . ?

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Any Idea !

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No !

.

Not To worry !

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I Tell Ya !

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Ans: BCoZ They want To . . . ;->

Seen oN A Famous Beauty

Seen oN A Famous Beauty Parlor iN Karachi :

Don''t whistle aT The Girl Going ouT From Here . . .

She May B Your GrandMother . . . ;-> . . . :p

60 saAL pehLe CandLe

60 saAL pehLe CandLe Light DiNNer Sirf AmeEr Log kEr sAkte thAy,

MagAr Ab poorAy MuLk ki AwAm ko yE SAhuLAt MuyAsSur hy

Farq to pArA hy..

GEO MUSHARRAF . . . ;->

Arz kiya hai.......

Arz kiya hai.......

Office may Kaam hote hain...
Galtiyo ka sama hota hai....
Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hota hai....
Dil ki khunnas BOSS jabaan se nahi kehte...
Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai....

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