w SMS Messages18904 messages

A Man Goes For Fishing,&

A Man Goes For Fishing,&

Catches A Big Fish..

He Comes Home & Asks His wife To CoOk Da Fish..

wife says: "How To Cook,
There is No Gas,No Electricity,No wheat".

Man Goes And Puts The Fish Back in The water...

Fish Comes Up To The Surface And Shouts:

"Geo Musharaf";-

Larkio Ki ada humain pasand nai,

Larkio Ki ada humain
pasand nai,

Larkio Se bate hamain pasand nai,

wo to ane wale bacho ki zid ha k MAMA chahiye,
warna humain shaadi karna
pasand nai!

UnKi Gali Say Mera Janaza nikla

UnKi Gali Say Mera Janaza
nikla

wo Na Nikla Jis K Liye
Janaza

UsKa Ghar Aya To Meray Dost CT Bajanay Lagay

Rakh K Mera
Janaza Kaminy UsKo
Patanay Lagay..;->

I . ...

I

.

...

..

KNOw

.

...

..

U
.

...

..
R

.

...

..
SO
BUSY

.

...

..

IS LIYE

.

..

...

SMS MEI KUCH NAHI LIKHA K AP KO PARHNA PRAREGA...;->

Jab Kuttay Ki Maut Aati Hai N

Jab Kuttay Ki Maut Aati Hai Na

Tou wo Marr Jata Hai ;->

Beggar To Lady Sitting

Beggar To Lady Sitting On A Park-Bench :
Hi Darling Lets Have Some Fun . . . !

Lady: How Dare U . . . ?

Beggar: Than what Are You Doing On My Bed . . . ? ;->

Suppose U Were An Idiot . . .

Suppose U were An Idiot . . .

Sorry Dude No More Supposition

U Are An Idiot . . . :

Q: Why Do Men Who Have Pierced Ears Are Better Prepared For Marriage . . . ? ? ?

Q:
why Do Men who Have Pierced Ears Are Better Prepared For Marriage . . . ? ? ?

Ans:
Coz
They Have Experience Of Ear Pain& Buying Jewelry . . . ;->

Pagal Hyn Wo Log Jo

Pagal Hyn wo Log
Jo
Pyar Main
Larkion Ko Miss Kerte Hain

Aray Miss Kerna Hai
Tou
Macharo’n Ko Karo

Jo Khud Aa K Un Ko Kiss Kerte Hyn ;->

Kia Le Kar Aaye Thay

Kia Le Kar Aaye Thay

Kia Le Ker Jayenge

Mujhe Sms Na Ker K Kitne Paise Bachayenge

Itne Paise Bacha Ker Kia

Mobile Me CNG Lagwayenge ;-

Teacher

Teacher: which is the longest word in the English language. . . ?

Student : SMILES

Teacher: why

Student: Because there is a mile between the first and last letter ''''s'''' ;->

Zindagi K MUSHKIL Aur DUSHWAR

Zindagi K
MUSHKIL
Aur
DUSHwAR
Raaston Par
Kon Aap Ka
Saath Nibhata Hai ?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Aap Ka Dost ?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Ya Aap Ka Humsafar
?
?
?
?
?
G Nahi

Sirf Aur Sirf

Aap Ki

CHAPPAL . . . . ;->

Categories Anniversary Ascii Bengali Birthday Break Up Broken Heart Christmas Decent Diwali Double Meaning Durga Puja Easter Eid Mubarak English Poetry Exam Faraz Fathers day Flirt Friendship Funny Geo Or Jeenay Do Get Well Soon Good Luck Good Morning Good Night Greeting Halloween Holi Independence Day Inspirational Insult Islamic Khichdi Kiss Love Love Stories Miss You Mother's Day Naughty New Year Pashto Politics Punjabi Q n A Quatations Rainy day Rakhi Ramdan Riddle Romantic Sad Sardar Smile Sorry Teachers day Today's thought Urdu Poetry

w SMS Messages18904 messages

Search SMS Messages