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ALCOHOL contains FEMALE HORMONES

Proof: After drinking,
men
Gain weight
Talk unnecessarily
Become Extra Emotional
&
Start Fighting. . . . ;->
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
1000 Pages ki Book kitne din mein parhi ja sakti hai?

writer: 6 months

Doctor: 2 months

Lawyer: 1 month

Prof: 1 week

Student: Pehle ye batao paper kab hai?
Husband:u will never succeed
in making DOGS obey u. . . !

wife:Nonsense. . . . it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first. . . ;->
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?
Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife.
Interviewer: wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: what were you before you married her?
Millionaire: A Billionaire. . . ;->
wife: what is so interesting in me?




Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting ;-
wife: what is 10 years with me?
Husband: A second.
wife: what is $1000 for me?
Husband: A Coin.
wife: Ok give me a Coin.
Husband: wait a second ;->
1st Friend: My wife converted me to religion.
2nd Friend: Really?
1st Friend: Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell. . . ;->
Pathan:yar zara toothbrush dena

Mere brush ka 1 baal toot gya hai,
DUKANDAR:1 baal toota hai?
to nya Q le rhe ho bhai?

Pathan:jo toota hai wo akhri tha ;->
Pakistan me shadiyan walden k marze se hote hen

Is leye dulhe k leye dulhan
surpriz hote he,
Ghongat utane k bad

ya ashwariya...


Ya



Jysoria ;->
Ye mulaqat ek bahana hai

Pyar ka silsila purana hai

Tum se bus kam hai itna..........

Mujhe apna



TOILET dhulwana hey ;->
GirlFriends r Appetizers....
Taste Gud Any
Time

Misteress r Tomyams.... Hot & Spicy,

Eaten Frequently

wives r Maggie....

Eaten when There''s

Nothing To Eat ;->