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ik admi jungle main

ik admi jungle main jaa raha hota hai tu ikdam se ik well main gir jaata hai kaafi dair tak gir raha hota hai tu achanak ik tehni pekerleta hai thori dair main awaz ati hai seedha haath chor woh seedha haath chor deta hai phir awaz ati hai ulta haath chor woh choor deta hai neeche gir raha hota hai tu azaaz ati hai ke CHOOOTIYAAAA!!!

Think well,

Think well,

Plan well,

Do well,

Sleep well,

Play well,

Laugh well,

And also throw ur mobile in well

bcuz u r not messaging me well . . . ;->

1 chutki NASWAR

1 chutki

NASwAR

ki qemat tum kya jano

Pathan k sr ka taj hoti hai1 chtki

NASwARH

ar pan ki dukan pe aam hoti hai1 chtki

NASwAR

Sasti se sasti or mehngi se mehngi hoti hai1 chtki

NASwAR

Difrent green color main dastiab hoti hai1 chtki

NASwAR

Har jaga beth kr lagai jasakti hai1 chtki

NASwAR

Nashe ki shuruat hoti hai1 chtki

NASwAR

Plastic & rubber band ka sath hoti hai1 chtki

NASwAR

Pathan ki pukar

Khane ko tayyarAur kuch nahin bas1 chtki NASwAR ;->

A boy fell in love.

A boy fell in love.

One day he saw her in a park.

He thought ''aaj dil ki bat bata hi donga''

woh uske karib gia or pyar

se kaha "chanda" She gave him Rs.20 ;->

What do u call a woman in heaven?

what do u call a woman in heaven?

An Angel.A crowd of woman in heaven?

A host of Angels.And all woman in heaven?

PEACE ON EARTH . . . ;->

Wada kro...

wada kro...

wada kro k tum zindgi ki har cheez mujhsey share kro gy.

wada kro.

Khushi,

Ghum,

Dukh,

Sukh,

DarD,

Or

Apne mobile ka balance B...!!!

wada???:p

Just Shut Up

Just Shut Up

Ok !

Dont Try To Be Over Smart

Apne Kaam Se Kaam Rakha Karo

Nonsence

Idiot

Selfish

I

Said
To

My Heart

when It Asked Me
To
Stop
Missing U . . . :)

Latest Shaytan Ki 4 Nishanian . . .

Latest Shaytan Ki 4 Nishanian . . .

1. Haath Me Mobile Ho Ga

2. Angutha Button Par Ho Ga

3. Msg Parh KeR Hanse Ga

4. Phr Soche Ga Kis Ko Frwrd Karun . . . ;->

An Ideal Home Work Excuse . .

An Ideal Home work Excuse . . .

Teacher : where Is Ur Homework ? ? ?

Student: I Lost It Fighting This Kid who Said:
"U weren''t The Best Teacher In School" ;->

1 Pathan Ka Sir Phat Gaya

1 Pathan Ka Sir Phat Gaya . . .

Pathan Se Kisi Ne Poocha : Khan Sahab Kia Hua ?

Khan Replied: PAPER wEIGHT Se Kell Thonk Raha Tha . . . Hum Ko Kisi Ne Kaha KHOPRI Istimal Karo . . . ;->

2008 Ka Faqeer :

2008 Ka Faqeer :
Baji Bhooka Hoon ALLAH K waste Khana De Do . . .

Baji: Baad Main Aana Abhi Khaana Bana Rahi Hoon . . .

Faqeer: Mera Mobile No. Likh Lo . . .
Jab Khana Ban Jaye Tou Sms Ker Dena ;->

Wat''s the similarity between

wat''s the similarity between

U & a bottle of pepsi....

Sweet,

cool,

good,

easily available

And

Biggest similarity...

Dhakkan. . .

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