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Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce
Court
Judge said, "and I''ve decided to give your wife $775 a week."
"That''s very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now
and then
I''ll try to send her a few bucks myself." ;->
Arz Kia Hai..

Shaam Jawaan hai..

wah wah

Shaam Jawaan Hai..

wah wah



Gour Farmaiye Ga..


Shaam Jawaan Hai..









Aur Uska Baap Major Hai.... ;->
RAJUS''s wife-agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?

RAJU-main TV aur paper me add dunga ki jaha kahi bhi ho.....KHUSH RAHO
what has teachnolgy done????

ek time tha jab msg kabutar pahuchate the

or ek time aaj hai ki hum msg kabutaro ko pahuchate hai

hhhuuuuurrrrrrrrrr
Mausam Ne Li Angrai

Aur Hum Ne Phad Li Razai

IceCreAm Se Hy Larai

MongphaLi Hi Sirf Ghr Main Aai

Cold Drink Se Muun Mor Lia

Chai Cofee Se Nata Jor Lia

HaPpY wiNtEr . . . :)
Arz Kiya Hy.
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Laila Ki Shaadi Mein Lafra Ho Gaya

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wah wah wah

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Laila Ki Shaadi Mein Lafra Ho Gaya

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Majnu Itna Nacha
K
Langra Ho Gaya. . . ;->
what is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty,
wife is duy,
Saali is passion,
wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
wife is qismat futi,
Saali is fresh cake,
wife is earth quake
what’s The Height Of Hope








Sitting In The Examination Hall Holding The Question Paper In Hand And Telling Urself

“MAN DON”T wORRY. . . EXAMS CAN B POSTPONED” ;->
A Touching Story. . .

One day the mosquito got excited and gave a love bite to the dog.

The dog became emotional and returned the love bite to the mosquito.

The next day…

Mosquito died of rabies and dog died of malaria…



what a touching story!!!
Husband: Dekho Mujhe Gussa Mat Dilao Mere Andar Ka Janwar Jaag Jayega . . .

wife: Jaga Lo . . . waise Bhi Choohey Se Kon Darta Hai . . .;->
Hey friend remember dat. . .
without Stupidity There Can Be No wisdom
&
without Ugliness There Can Be No Beauty. . .
So The world Needs YOU After All. . . ;-
Sardar selected a short girl to marry.
why?
Because guru ji told him
Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai