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Usse pyar karke meri kismat hi jaag gayi,Usse pyar karke meri kismat hi jaag gayi,Maine itne love letter post kiye k woh "POSTMAN k saath hi bhaag Gayee.
1. I may be paranoid, but that doesn''t mean they are not really out to get me.

2. what''s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
About 25 to 30 pounds.

3. what''s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
About 25 to 30 minutes.
SoMe1 AsKs Me wht is hUmAnity,
I wud SiT nExT 2u,
PuLL U CloSe 2 Me,
PuT mY ArMs ArOuNd U
n sAy pRoUdLy,
DiS Is humanity..
Lovin ANIMALS..!
Janay kia huga es mulk ka ?

Parhay likhay honay k bawajooj

Log anguthay ka estimal kertay hain

Ab es SMS perhnay walay ko hi dekh lo..

"Paindoo Kaheen k"
MACHAR MARNE KA TAREEQA:
1. PEHLE AIK ZINDA MACHAR PAKRE
2. PHIR USSE ZAMEEN PER LETA DE
3. PHIR USSE GUDGUDE KARAIN,JAISE wO HANSNE K LEYE MU KHOLE
USSE MORTEIN PILA DE.
wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...
Husband on wedding,askd his wife hd u any boy frnd befor our marriage?
wife:silentHe said,mai iss khamoshi ko kya samjho,She replied

"TO0T PAINEA GINUN TE DE"
Sardar orders pizza.
waiter : Sir shd i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 ?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahin jayenge.
Aik Orat Kisi Molvi Nu Time de k na aai,molvi intizar krda rya,intzar krn to baad Masjid wich gia tay speaker nu on kr k kainda."Hazraat.! Changi nai keti"
As I watched da ants crawl up da wall,I noticed dat no matter how busy dey r, dey still communicate wid each other.Hope v''ll b like them,in touch..Always. . .
karti ha meri bewi subha sham shak muj per,pochti ha muj se ye mis FAKHIRA kon hai?banwaya jab mein n apna ID card,poch dala batate kuin nehi ye ab NADRA kon ha
Islmabad
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Flight no9
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Plane
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Bathe
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Sath
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Husband
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Ghar
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Attach bath
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wali
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Sath
wali
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Pehle
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Mojud
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Clas4th
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Samne
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Bag
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Pardi
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Page no57
KiLine no10
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LikhaTha
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Dosron ka time wast karna buri bat hai.So i''m Sorry.