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malika sherawat goes to skin specialist
and asks: "main nahatay waqt kia lagaaon?"

doc:"bathroom ki kundi"

boys psycology:

fraud wid inocent gurl,

frndship wid charming gurl, contacts wid smart gurls,

flirt wid freaky gurl,

luv wid cute gurl,
n
marriage!!!

"jesi ammi kehti hain"

if u dnt smoke, dnt drink,

if u dnt smoke,
dnt drink,
dnt have gurl frnd,
dnt play cards,
no late nites,

then visit our site..
www.paida ku howa.com

HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING

HUSBAND n wIFE were FIGHTING
HUSBAND:tu saali kutti..!!!
wIFE:tu saaala kutta...!!!!
their CHILD who was nearby said: MAIN SAAALA PUPPY....!!!

Sheikh Sb on death

Sheikh Sb on death bed: Pinky,my wife, r u there?wife: Yes i m.Sheikh Sb: Kids r u there?Kids: Yes papa v r here.Sheikh Sb:To ullu k patho dukan pe kon hai?

Lawyer 2 sardar:

Lawyer 2 sardar: Gita pe hath rkh k kho k jo b khogay sch sch khogay..

Sardar ji: Sita pe hath rkha tha to court bulalia..ab Gita pe...;-)

Wife, pointing at

wife, pointing at a couple next door, says 2 her husband: "Look at him he kisses her all the time. why cudn''t U do that?" Husband: "I tried but she Slapped me

3 Sardars talking

3 Sardars talking about Aids1) Mai to condom k bina karta nahi.2) Mai to ungali me bhi condom pehenta hu.3) Mai to bilkul risk nahi leta Parosi se karwata hoon.

Two rules u need to follow in life..

Two rules u need to follow in life..
1. HamYis always right.
2. whenever you feel HamY is wrong, slap yourself & read rule no. 1 ;)

SMS BHEJO WARNA

SMS
BHEJO
wARNA
"r--._,---------.
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C__J YE DEKHA? HAI NA?
PURI 6 KI 6 UTARU KYA BHEJE MEIN?

Q:What is the difference

Q:what is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!

When u fall in

when u fall in Love no power on earth can keep u away 4m ur loved one,But only one power can keep u in ur senses,Guess what?"Abbay di juttian"

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