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The New Glossary Of
The New Glossary Of
Medical Term By A
Sardar ...
Anti body- Agnst evry1
Cardialogy- Advance
st
u
dy of poker playing
Coma- A p
u
nct
u
ation
mark
Enema- Not a frnd or
male of enemy
Fl
u
- Going by
aeroplane
Genes- Bl
u
e denim
Labor pain- Getting h
u
rt
@ work
Morbid- Higher bid
u
rine- Opposite to
u
r
o
u
t ...
Santa: I''ve Bee
Santa: I''ve Been
Sending E-mails To
William Shakespare...
Banta: William Shakespare
Is Dead, St
u
pid ...
Santa: No Wonder
He Hasn''t Replied As Well ... ;->
Man:Sardaar
Man:Sardaar G Apki Behan G
u
m Ho Gai Hai. . .
Chlain
u
say Dhonday.
Sardar: Chor Yaar Ky
u
n Time Zaya Krna,
Kal Geo T.V
Per Aa Jaye Gi.
1 sardar Kafi dei
1 sardar Kafi deir baad pind aya
Pind di mitti
S
u
ng k kehnda
H
u
n te mitti di kh
u
shbo badl gai aa
2nd;
"^A mitti nai a
S
u
kki tatti a^"
Santa: My Dctr Told
Santa: My Dctr Told
Me To Drink Carrot
J
u
ice Aftr A Hot Bath
2 C
u
re My Cold
Banta: Does It Work ?
Santa: I Don''t Know
I Can Never Finish
Drinking d Hot Bath ... ;->
Sardar aur us ka
Sardar a
u
r
u
s ka dost tange mai beth kar ja rahe the
ke achanak gory ne gobar kar dia.
Yeh dekh kar sardar apne dost se kene laga
dekho d
u
nia kitni tezi se tarki kar rahi hai
yahan bi kima nikalne ki mashin laga di.
A lucknowi nawab
A l
u
cknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?
Sardar: O k
u
tty hath to laga, daikh t
u
jhy zalel kese krta hon
Doctor: Bachey ko
Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye ...
Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil krne se bacha
marr to
u
nahi jaye
ga... ??? ;->
Sardar G Dukandar
Sardar G D
u
kandar Se.
1 Asli 7
u
p Do. 7
u
p Peeney K Baad,
Sardar G Ne 6 Dakar Mare A
u
r 1 Paad Mara.
D
u
kandar Se Bola,
Yeh Naqli Hy,
7
u
p Nhe,
6
u
p,
1 Down Hy =P ;->
Judge: why r u arrested
J
u
dge: why r
u
arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
J
u
dge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early
u
shopping?
Sardar: before opening the
shop..... =P ;->
Teacher: How Do
Teacher: How Do Yo
u
Differentiate
"WIFE" & "MOTHER"
SANTA:
Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With
O
u
r
"WIFE
Ek Sardar 2 A Man
Ek Sardar 2 A Man :
Yaar M
u
sibat K Waqt
Gadhey Ko Bhi Baap
Banana Parta Hy ...
Man :
Wah Yaar Bari
Himmat Hy
Jo Teri Amma Maan
Bhi Jati Hy ... ;->
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