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Wat did Clinton say wen accused of copying
his homework frm his galfrnd at Oxford?
I dint hav textual relations wit tat woman.
What do you call a lawyer
with an IQ of 50?
Your Honor:D.
Peer,
Beta, Koi Mannat Maango
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Mureed,
Please Mujhe Phir Sy un-
Married Kar Dein.
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Peer,
Beta, Mannat Maango Jannat
Na Mango,,,
Year 1963
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Aug 3rd
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Evening, 07:48
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uss waqt kuch nahi hua tha.
Chalo apna kaam karo!
Sara din sms padte rahte ho!!
Aap ke ghar hum zaroor aayenge,
Har pal aayenge,
Har waqt aayenge,
Din bhar aayenge,
Aur
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Bell bajakar bhag jayengey…
JACKIE CHEN ki Saas Ka Naam Kya Hai?
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“VICKS” Kyunki
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VICKS Yaani Chen Ki Saas.
Very True Lines…
Hamesha yaad Rakhain
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Zindagi main hamesha 2 hi morr
aatay hain
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SAJJAA
TAY
KHABBA….:-)
usne haathon per mehendi lagai hai,
Humne uski doli sajai hai,
Hamein pata tha woh bewafa niklegi
Isliye humne uski choti behen ko bhi phasaya hai !!!
Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua,
umar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge,
Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi,
Hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.
Mein ne tumhe pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta
Mein ne tumhe pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta,
Sine theta by Cosine theta equal to Tan theta…
Jab bhi tumhara msg aata hai
Hamara room room machal jata hai
Aang aang mein gudgudi hota hai
Yeh tumhara sms ka kasoor nahi hai
Yeh toh mobile ki vibration ka kamaal hai
Bhakt: Hey bagwan mujhe dard de, mere piche bhut laga de, tension de, mujhe barbaad kar de, dukh de.
Bhagwan: Abey ek line mein bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.