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the hardest thing in life is to explain the reason how much you are true and sincere with someone.
I Said To Money.
"u Are Just A Piece Of Paper.
Money Smiled And Said.
"Ofcourse Im A Piece Of Paper
But
I Have Not Seen A Dustbin In
My Life..!
Pathan: Molvi Sahab koi Aisa tareeqa batao k

Main Khaon Piyon, Aur Mera Roza na Tootay?

Molvi: Logon se Mukke aur Laaten Khao.

Aur Ghussa Piyo. Roza Nahi Tootyga.
Ek Pathan ki 10 Betiyan thin:

Phir jaa kar usko Ek Beta Hua...

Pathan ne uska Naam kya rakh hoga???





Zaroorat Khan.
Teacher: Translate into urdu.

"She is Kidding"


Pathan: Woh Bachay Day Rahi Hai.
Aik dafa pathan ne Peshawar se Lahore call krni thi:

us ne socha k sab se sasti call konsi parre ge,

Phir us ne

Peshawar se Lahore aa k local cal ke.
Ek Phatan mobile ki dukan pr gya ur Bola:

Mujhe Kaan main Lagane wala mobile chaheye

.

Dukandar after much thinking
"Aap ka matlab hy Bluetooh Handsfree se hy"
Phatan: Yaar mere dost k abbu foat ho gae Hy main ne use phone krna hy, Par call bohat lambi ho jaey gi.

Major Rohail: Happy hour on karva k kr lo sasta rahe ga.


Pathan: Oy afssos ki baat "Happy" hour se kese kru?
Reporter: Hakumat ne Sawat & Malakand mutasareen ka bohat help kya
Khana, Pani, Kapre, Camp ko sab kuch dya.




Pathan: Khak help kya! Hukumat ne NASWAR to behja he nhi.
Pathan: Doctor Sahab Plastic Surgery karwanay main kitna kharcha aayega?


Doctor: 5 laakh..

Pathan: Agar Plastic Hum day to??
Pathan lawer when I was a boy my ambitions was to be a Pirate (dako).



Client congrats you have been successful.
You r loved when you are born.you will be loved when you die. In between you have to manage