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Jis jis bhai nay apna fitrana daina ho wo
in companies sa rabta karain.

Zong: "Sb hamain he do"
ufone: "Tm b tou do"
Mobilink: "Fitrany per no samjhota"
Telenor: "fitarana hai dhun sub ki"

You know yeh bechari yateem companies fitrana,balance check karny per
12 paisay ke soorat ma lay rahin hain.

So roz balance check karo aur in
yateem, maskeen companies ko fitrana do.

From... Pappu ;->

Teacher : 2 aisi cheezo k naam batao,
jinhe Nashte me nhi kha skte.



Sid: Sir, LuNCH AuR DINNER.!

Air Hostess to Pathan in plane: Khan Sahab Aap kia lainge?




Pathan: Mai Neeche uter kar Rickshaw Loonga. :-)

Yeh Alif Bay Pay Parh kar A to Z kehte hain,

Hum Inko Pagal,
Yeh hamay MAD kehte hain,

Chalo Ammi ko to Mummy,

Lekin Zinda Baap ko bhi DAD kehte hain.


Boy: Boys r Inteligent Than Girls!

Girl: Any Proof ?

Boy: You Always Say Inteli-GENT
But
You Never Say Inteli-LADY.. ;)


Mere Ishq Ki Bowling Ne uske
Dil Ki Wicket To Gira Di pappu Lekin,

Meri Taqdeer Ko Dekho!
uska Baap umpire Tha...
No ball day di... ;->



Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein.

Dost: Kiun?

Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja;-)

Kutte ke chaar pair Q hote he??






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Ab ye tumse accha koun janta he?


6 reasons to prefer GuNS over WOMEN

1.u can trade an old 45 for a new 22

2.u can admire a friend''s gun & He''ll let u try it

3.ur Gun stays with u even if u r out of munitions

4.Guns function normal everyday

5.Gun do not mind if u go 2 sleep after u use it

6.MOST IMP:
u can buy a SILENCER for A GuN! =P ;)

Ae mere "ALLAH"

"HumAyuN Babar" k sarey GuNNAH,
Jo janey anjaney mein huey hyn
unhei''n muaff farma !

uski mushkile''n duur farma !
Aur
Meri dua Qubool farma"AAMEEN"


Shukriya..

Aap log tou dua kro ge nhi
Aise hi DuA krwani paregi Aap logo''n se .. (=


Pathan Larki Se: I Love You.

Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo.


Pathan: "Assalam-o-Alaikum"

I Love You. :-)

"R e c e s s i o n"
Is When
A Neighbor Loses His Job ...

"D e p r e s s i o n"
Is When
You Lose Yours ... =P ;)