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CAT Mock Anthem

CAT Mock Anthem
tara rum pum pum
tara rum pum pum
Kabhi aise number laya karo
Kabhi 0 kabhi 1
Kabhi us se bhi kum
kabhi fail ho jaya karo

U r My BEST SMART CUTE GENIUS SWEET

u r My BEST
SMART
CuTE
GENIuS
SWEET
&
INTELIGENT
FRND

NOTE:
All Chahractrs In Dis
Msg r Imaginay
Resemblnce 2
Anyone''s Lyf Is Purely
Coincidental
;->

U r My BEST SMART CUTE GENIUS SWEET

u r My BEST
SMART
CuTE
GENIuS
SWEET
&
INTELIGENT
FRND

NOTE:
All Chahractrs In Dis
Msg r Imaginay
Resemblnce 2
Anyone''s Lyf Is Purely
Coincidental
;->

A Machine invested

A Machine invested 2 catch thives was tested.
In uK, it caught 50 theves in 30 min, SPAIN:it caught 110,
INDIA:in 15 min machine was stolen

Aaya Aaya Kaalo''n Ka Zamana Wah Wah

Aaya Aaya Kaalo''n Ka Zamana

Wah Wah

Aaya Aaya Kaalo''n Ka Zamana

Wah Wah

Gaya Bush Aaya Obama ... ;->

What Is The Similarity

What Is The Similarity
B/w A Beautiful ,
Educated, Wise ,
Decent ,Loving And
Caring Wife
&
Osama Bin Ladin ... ???

Both Cannot Be
Found ... ;->

5 Points That Prove

5 Points That Prove
"u r A Normal Student"

1- unnecessary Talk
On Phone

2- Plan Each Day 2 Study
But End Of The Day
"Kal Se Pakka"

3- u''ve All The Data But
u Work 1 Day B4 The
Dead Line

4- Rite Now u r Thinking
Of 4wrding This Msg To ur
Frnds

5- On Each Point u Smiled
Coz Its True ... ;->

Customer Shouted:

Customer Shouted:

"Waiter , Waiter !
There''s A Dead Fly In
My Soup ..."

waiter Replied:

"Oh No !
Who''s Going To Look
After His Family ..." ;->

where do ghosts go f

Where Do Ghosts Go For
Their Holidays ... ?
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Any Guesses
It Simple

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Ok Let Me Tell u

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They Go To
The Dead Sea ... ;->

Boss Waz Not In Room.

Boss Waz Not In Room.
Sudden Phone Be|L Ring.
Servant Pick Da Phone,
At Dat Time Boss Came Back In Da Room.
Servant Said:Sir I Think Someone Want To Talk Wid uou.
Boss:What Think?
Y R u Not Sure?
Servant:BECOZ Sir,
When I Pic up Phone Some One Said 4m Other Side
"Gadhay Meri Baat Gor Se Suno"

Teacher Female studant Se

Teacher Female studant Se

Tabeydar Ka Jumla Banao..

Girl: Jhaphi Kut Ke Je Paven Ik Waar Gujraaa..

Sari Zindgi Rava Gi Tabeydar Gujraaaa....!!!

5 Signs U Need To Be A Taliban:

5 Signs u Need To Be A Taliban:
1. u Have More Wives Than Teeth
A2. u Own A $5000 Rocket Launcher But Can''t Afford Shoes.
3. u Refine Heroin But Haue A Moral Objection To Beer.
4. u Think Vests Come In 2 Sttyles : Bullet Proof And Suicide.
And Most Significantly !
5. u Wipe Your Arse With A Stonee....

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