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1 Pathan Or Sardar Ki Khub Pitai Hui.
Dono Roza Khushai Me Mufta Torte Hue
Pakre Gaye Or us Pr Bolte Hen
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G, Wo, Hum Larke Walo Ki Taraf Se Hy.. ;->
us Ne Aik Pal Bhi Meri Masomiat Na Daikhi Pappu ...





Bus Pakra Aur 250 Ka Chalaan Kaat Dia ... ;->
Aik Doctor Apne Dost Se)

"Yar Mai Soch Raha Hon K Is Gaon Main
Apna Clinic Khol Lon.
Dost:"Tumhara Khyal To Naik Hy

Magar Yahan Ka Qabristan Chota Hai . :D ;->
Cheap Attitude Of Girls:

Wen A Boy Sends Dirty Sms
She Laughs For 10 Mints,
Fwds Dat To Her Frinds N Then Replies
The Boy.
"I Dont Like Dat Kind
Of Sms Ok?" :P ;->
I Don''t Think So ...



You Are A Fool ...


But


What''s My Opinion
Compared To


That Of Thousand
Others ... ;->
The Mark Of A
True M.B.A Is That


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He Is Often Wrong

But

Seldom In Doubt ... ;->
Q - If You pLuGgEd
Your NoSe aNd Your
MoutH wHiLe You
sNeEzEd ...
WoulD It CoMe OuT Of
Your EaR
oR
wOuLd Your HeAd ExPlOdE ... ?

=O ;->
Boy u r d Sunshine
Of My Lyf !
Widout u Lyf''s Lyk A
Dreamy Cloud !
u r In My Heart Like A
Luvly Drizzle In d Sun !
Girl: Nw Go Further
I''ve 2 Listen More
Weather Report ;->
Boy u r d Sunshine
Of My Lyf !
Widout u Lyf''s Lyk A
Dreamy Cloud !
u r In My Heart Like A
Luvly Drizzle In d Sun !
Girl: Nw Go Further
I''ve 2 Listen More
Weather Report ;->
A KISS ...

Can Be A Comma (,)
A Question Mark (?)
Or
An Exclamation Point (!) ...

That''s Basic Spelling
That Every Woman
Ought To Know ... ;->
Tum Saari Dunya Se
HAT Ker Ho ...

Tumhari Guftugu
Tumhara Style
Tumhara Sab Kuch
HAT Kr Hy ...

Is Lye Tmhai''n Dekhte Hi
Dil Kehta Hy



















HATA BAY .... ;->
Main Tmhare Ghar K
Bahar Kaafi Der Se
Khara Hoo
Shayad Bell Khraab Hy
Darwaza Kholo



























Aisa Bol Ker Kisi Ko
Tung Nahi Krna
Chahiye ... ;->