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Some Broken Heart, May Never Mend,

Some Memories May Never End,

Some Wet Tears May Never Dry,

But My Love For You Will Never Die...
Kala Kala Kho Raza Pa Mazigar Ke
Lag Me Zra Khoshalawa Pa Mazigar Ke

Ka Me Tola Wraz Tapos Onakre Kher De
Kho Tapos Me Lag Kawa Pa Mazigar Ke

Halta Tol Da Jund Rangoona Ratolegi
Ma Godar Pala Boza Pa Mazigar Ke

Che Me Zra Ke Da Arman Gul Taza Kegi
Yo Tapa Rata Kawa Pa Mazigar Ke

Che Pa Kali Ke Pre Nor Khalaq Swazegi
Ta Zama Sara Keena Pa Mazigar Ke

Bia Yo Ware Da Sro Shundo Sharbat Rakra
Yo Zal Bia Me Kra Melma Pa Mazigar Ke

Pa Jabeen De Khal Da Toro Ranjo Kegda
Hase Na Kre KHIYAL Lamba Pa Mazigar Ke
Tamam Gunahon Ki Saza
ALLAH Jab Tak Chahay Talta Rehta Hy
Lkin Waldain Ke Nafrman Ko
uski Zndge Me He Saza Deta He

Love Your Parents !
Respect them
Eik bar jo woh ho jaye mujh say khafa
Zindagi sari usay pher main manata rahon
Khush ikhlaqi Pakeeza Nasab ki daleel hay
Ghalat baat pay ghussa sharafat ki nishani hay
Lekin ghussay ko pee jana momin ki nishani hay!
Pathan to his friend:Yara humko film mein kaam karne ka bara shok hai.

Friend:Yaar Tumhein konsa role pasand hai ?

Pathan:
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CHICKEN ROLL.
Nokrani:Saahib,aapke kisi khas dost ka phone aaya tha.

Saahib:Tujhe kaise pata chala k wo mera khas dost hai ?

Nokrani:(Sharmaaty huwe) puch raha tha Kameena ghar pe hai ?
Pathan k ghar mein Billi thi,
Pathan tang aa kar usey kahin door chhor aaya par jab ghar aaya to Billi pehle se hi pohunchi huwi thi.

Pathan phir kahin door chhor aaya Billi phir se ghar pohunch gayi,

Pathan gussey mein usey boht door chhorne gaya aur wahan se wife ko call ki: Billi ghar pohunchi ?

Wife:Haan.

Pathan:us kameeni se bol k mujhe yahan se lejaye Qk ab mein raasta bhool gaya hun.
Pathan to his friend:Yara humko KFC walon ne boht mara hai.

Friend:Q ?

Pathan:Humara BV ka delivery tha to hum usko KFC legaya
Qk
Wahan Board pe likha tha....
"FREE DELIVERY"
Girl to Boyfriend:Mein kal tumse nahi mil sakti.

Boy:Thek hai mein tumhara gift kisi aur ko de deta hun....

Girl:Mera matlab tha kal nahi aa sakti,abhi kahan ho ?
Husband:Aaj khana tumhari Maa ne banaya hai ?

Wife:Haan par apko kaise pata chala ?

Husband:Roz khaney mein kaaly baal milte hain aur aaj sufaid mila hai.
Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First