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Daarling

Husband:Darling why r u wearing our wedding ring in ur wrong finger ?
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Wife:Because
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i married the wrong man.

Tumse shadi kar k

Husband:Tumse shadi kar k mujhe ek baat ka to fayida huwa,

Wife:Konsa ?

Husband:Mujhe apne saarey gunaahon ki saza dunya mein hi mil gayi.

Happy birth day

Today is your day
To shine your special day
To be the star
To
Let your friends applaud you for how wonderful you are
Happy birth day

happy birthday

H
A
P
P
Y
B
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T
H
D
A
Y
2 u
&
May ALLAH Give u
H
A
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P
Y
LONG LIFE…………

~DOSTI~

“DOSTI mosam nahi, keh
apni muddat pori karay orr
rukhsat ho jay,
DOSTI sawan nahi, keh
toot kar barsay or
tham jae,
DOSTI aag nahi, keh
sulgy bharkey or
bujh jae,
DOSTI aftab nahi, keh
chamkey or
doob jae,
DOSTI phool nahi, keh
khiley or
phir murjha jae,
DOSTI to saans hai jo chaley to sab kuch
toot jae to kuch bhi nahi…….. …

Ache dost

Ache dost “haath” aur “ankh” ki tarha hote hain,
Jab “hath” ko takleef hoti hai to “Ankh” roti hai,
Aur jub “ANKH” roti hai to “Hath” ansu pochtay hain.

guzarish

Aapki Dosti hamein is kadar pyaari hai, Jis tarah bin paani ke machli bechari hai, Ab na aur kuch khawish hai, Bus tum DOST bane raho ye hi tum se guzarish hai ek

Mehboob ke yad me Cigrt

Mehboob ki yad meain petrol pump py cigrt
kiya lagya FARAZ..
Meri to Duniya hi badal gai,
faqat ik Dhamaky se…

Faraz funny light sms

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko pay saja lena.
Sath Guzre Lamhon ko Dil may Bsa lena
Main to Brson ka PYASA hoon ” FARAZ ”
BIJLI ajay to yaad se Motor chala dena

" Ikhlaaq "

" Ikhlaaq "
woh cheez hai jis ki Qeemat kuch nahi deni parti.

Han magar iss se her insaan Khareeda ja sakta hai.....!!!
Good night

Good Night

Evryday, Evrytime, Evrywhere,
I may not be with you.
But
My thinking,
My care,
My prayers, &
My lovely wishes are always with you.
Good Night

Aaj ka to din hi kharaab hai

Aadmi sharaab ka glass saamne rakh k Ghamzada betha huwa tha,
Dost aa kar uske sath betha aur uska glass utha kar ek hi ghoont mein pi kar bola:Yaar Q udaas ho ?

Aadmi:Yaar aaj ka to din hi kharaab hai,
Subha BV se jhagra huwa,

Raastey mein gaari kharaab hogayi,

Daftar late pohuncha to Boss ne nokri se nikaal diya,

Girlfriend ko easyload nahi bheja to wo bhi chhor k chali gayi,

Aur ab KHuDKuSHI karne k liye Sharaab mein zeher daal k peeny laga tha to wo bhi tumne pi liya.

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