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LUV D WAY IT RUBS

LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES A
CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT THRUSTS IN&OUT,UP&DOWN,CAN`T
WAIT 4 NEXT TIME.LUV MY tootHBRUSH

LUV D WAY IT RUBS

LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES A
CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT THRUSTS IN&OUT,UP&DOWN,CAN`T
WAIT 4 NEXT TIME.LUV MY tootHBRUSH

Dad 2 Son:

Dad 2 Son: When I beat You How do you control ur ANger?
Song: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad How Does that satisfy u?
Son:I clean it With Your toothbrush

Sternoid,Pharmoc,

Sternoid,Pharmoc,Glolargingivia, Globardentin....Yeh Sarri beemariyan dant tootne par hoti hai
Sms karte rehna Baaki Samjhdar ko ishra hi kaffi hota ha

Sales man : Sir

Sales man : Sir, which shaving cream do u use ?
Customer : Ali''s.
S.M : Which after shave do y use ?
C : Ali''s.
S.M : Which tooth paste do u use ?
C : Ali''s ?
S.M : Which shampoo do u use ?
C : Ali''s.
S.M : Sir , what is this Ali''s is it an international company ?
C : No, he is my room mate.

Lamha Lamha Waqt

Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzarta Jai Ga..
Roh Ka Jism Se Rishta toot Jai Ga..

Abhi Waqt Hai 2,4 sms Kar Do..!
Kal Ka Kia Pata Kis Ka Mobile Cheen Jai Ga.../

Dad to Son : “When I Beat U , How Do U Control Ur Anger

Dad to Son : “When I Beat U , How Do U Control Ur Anger

Son: “I Start Cleaning Toilet “

Dad: “How Does It Satisfies U?”

Son: “I Clea It Wid Ur tooth Brush “ ;->

Dad to Son : “When I Beat U , How Do U Control Ur Anger

Dad to Son : “When I Beat U , How Do U Control Ur Anger

Son: “I Start Cleaning Toilet “

Dad: “How Does It Satisfies U?”

Son: “I Clean It Wid Ur tooth Brush “ ;->

Zindagi Main Sab Kuch Mil Sakta Hai

Zindagi Main Sab Kuch Mil Sakta Hai

Paisa

Property

Gaari

Izzat

Lekin

tootay Huey Daant Dobara Nahi Miltay. . .

Samajhdar Ho, Umeed Hai Ab Sms Karoge. . . ;->

Pathan:yar zara toothbrush dena

Pathan:yar zara toothbrush dena

Mere brush ka 1 baal toot gya hai,
DUKANDAR:1 baal toota hai?
to nya Q le rhe ho bhai?

Pathan:jo toota hai wo akhri tha ;->

Dentist : "Iam sorry

Dentist : "Iam sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you Rs 250 for pulling your boy''s tooth."
Woman: "Rs 250! Why? You said you charged only Rs 50 for such work!"
Dentist: "Yes, but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the clinic ;->

Why Does A Man Wid Broken Heart Doesnt Need ''''GENERAL KNOWLEDGE'''' ?

Why Does A Man Wid Broken Heart Doesnt Need ''''GENERAL KNOWLEDGE'''' ?

B''coz

Jab Dil Hii toot Gaya Tou ''''G . K'''' Kia Karenge . . . ;->

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