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MOHABBAT Kya Hai?

Urdu Nay Kaha
Bewafaon Ka Khel Hai

Maths Nay Kaha
Khushi+Ghum

Islamiat Nay kaha
Ibaadat Hai

Geography Nay Kaha
Diloun Ki Serhadein Open Kernay Ka Naam Hai

Science Nay Kaha
Do Diloun K Darmian Kashish Hai

History Nay Kaha
Taj Mahal Ka Dusra Naam Hai

Aur Ap Kia Kahte Ho..?
Long Time Ago.... Only idiots used.... to read my SMS And Today, The history continues...
OLD LOVE story

Starts frm
Eyes
Grows wid
Gifts
Ends wid
Tears

New Love story

Starts Frm
Mobile
Grows wid
Balnce share
Ends wid
Sim change.
L o n g t i m e a g o... o n l y idiots used... to read my S M S. And, t o d a y, the history continues....
"I''m going on vacation . Could you suggest a thrilling crime story ?" Santa asks to Banta. "Here this one is so suspenseful you won''t be able to put it down" replies Banta. "only on the last page do you find out that the gardener did it".
chanda or chokri:
karte the luv chori chori ,
eik tha memon eik thi bori ,
larka tha kala larki thi goori ,
so ja puther end ho ggi story
A woman had triplets, she named them Mat, Pat & Tat. She fed Mat from left tit, Pat from her right tit...
Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat
A story that can b read by Angels only…


















NOTHING C,

I told u… Only Angels can read it, not Devils
Luv story:Hero love heroin bt heroin luv vilan bt vilan luv hero''s sister but hero''s sister luv heroin''s brother bt heroin''s brother luv vilan''s sister but vilan''s sister luv hero''s brother Bt hero''s brother luv heroin Bt heroin luv vilanFinally 2 person commit suicide
PRODUCER & DIRECTOR
Once Upon A Time...

A Legend Used To Send Messages & Fools Used To Enjoy Reading Them.


Now Again The Legend Is Back And The History continues! :p
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I''m only a cartoonist!
An amazing love story!

Once there was a mosquito and a dog,

who loved each other a lot.

1 day the mosquito got excited

& gave a love bite to d dog.

In response d dog also bcame emotional

& bit d mosquito.

Next day mosquito died of rabies

& dog died of malaria.

WHAT A TOUCHIN story IS''NT IT?