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A true luv story of a pnjbi boy.

A guy falls in lv wid a grl 4m his collge.

He proposd dat grl.

Grl askd shakl dekhi hai bandr wargi.

Boy said Teri shakl jada vadia a?

sali kod kirli jehi,

mareya thapad naasa bhan du,

vadi aai juhi chawla.

shakl dekhi e apni jive

kandh te nazr battu lagya hunda,

sali cham charik jehi.

Ja dafa hoja etho

nai metho butha bhna laengi.

The end.

HAHAHAHAHAHA
Small love story

Gali se ek ladki guzra karti thi

Uske chehre par naqab hua karta tha
Phir bhi us par ek ladka marta tha
Shayad woh use dilo jaan se chahata tha

Woh use baar baar kehta

"Muh se naqaab hata do apna chaand sa mukhda dekha do".

Par ladki ne muh se naqaab na hataya Ladke ko apna chehra na
dikhaya.



Kayi din beet gaye ladki ko woh ladka nazar na aaya

Ladki kuch pareshan si rehne lagi

Kisi tarah poochte poochte woh uske ghar pohochi.



Padosiyon ne kaha " Mohtarma, aap ko aane main thodi der ho gaye us
deewane ke to saat roz pehle hi maut ho gaye".
A sWeEt sMaLl story...!
A bOy wAs aBt 2Die,bUt b4 hE d|e,He gAvE d GiRl a dOzEn rOsEs.11wEr rEal & 1wAs arTificiAl & hE tOld d GirL,"dNt cRy,i ll luv u untiL d lAst 1 diEs.
story:
1 Din Ek Pagal Lrki Phulon Se Khel Rahi Thi

Halke Halke Baaten Kar K Phulon Ko Bosay De K..

Shayad Kuch Soch Rahi Thi..
Yakayak 1 Kantay Ne Aa K Us K Honton Ko Zakham Bakhsha

Usne Phulon Ko Hata K Kante Ko Muthi Mai Le Kar
PYAR Se Thora Chuma

Shayad Wo Jan Gai Thi PYAR K Badle Yehi Milega.../
"A CUTE n STRANGE LOVE story"

There was a little boy whose 1st love was a young girl in a picture which he found and picked from the street...
As time went by he got married,
But still kept it.
One day,his wife found it and asked,
"Where did u get this?"
The man said,
"I kept that since I was a child,
But why r U asking?"
The girl replied,
"I lost this picture when I was 7...":)
A MAN''s Sad story:

Yesterday was my Birthday

My Wife Didnt wish me nor did my kids

I went to Work & my friends Didnt,

I went to my cabin

My Secretary said:
Happy Birthday Boss

I felt Special

Than I was invited to Her Flat

She said:
Do U mind if I go into the Bedroom for a Minute?

I said:
OK

She came out a Few minutes later with a large cake,

Followed by My Wife, Kids & All my Friends,


& I was Waiting for her

Sitting on the couch
.
.

NAKED
Is new year mai, Lumha Bher ki jo rafakat mil jae muj ko,
Mai apne Subah sham tere naam ker dun, Ager tu mil jae
Buz-me-History mai, Mai apni zindgi ki haseen shaam tere
naam ker dun.Happy New Year
INTERESTING story:-

OH GAL KARDI MUSKURAI,
ASI SAMJEYA KUDI LINE TE AAYI,
FIR USNE SAADE NUMBER DI MANG PAYI,
ASI V APNI SAARI YAARI USTE LUTAYI,
FIR USNE APNI BEBE SAADE NAL MILAYI,
ASI PURE MOHALLE CH WANDI MITHAYI,
FIR PATA NAHI SADE DIL WICH KI AAYI,
ASI NAAL LE GAYE APNEBHAI,
PATA NAHI VEER NE KI KAHANI PAYI,
YAARO AJ OH KUDI HAI SAADI PARJAI..
MORAL OF story : APNI GIRLFRIEND NU APNE BHAI YA KISE V DOST NAAL NA MILAO...
When u Fail, Don''t Retreat, U Mite B Just 1 Ste Behind In The Process Of Success. When U Look Back, U''ve Only History To Reveal. Where As If u Proceed U''ll Have Future To Unveil . . .
yesterday is history
tomorrow is mistry
but today is gift
thats why its called present
Treat everyone with politeness,Even those who are rude to U.....
Not because they are not nice,But bcoz u are nice....!!!**Good morning**

Friend nahi to life waste,
Salt nahi to food waste,
story nahi to cinema waste,
Mera SMS nahi to tera cell waste...!GOOD MORNING
The Choice You Make
Between

"H A T I N G"
n
"F O R G I V I N G"

Can Make The
story Of Your
"L I F E"


G o.O d
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