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2 Keep Ur Marriage

2 Keep Ur Marriage Brimming,

Wid Love In The Wedding Cup,

Wenever U''re Wrong, Admit It;

Wenever U''re Right, shut up.

We spend the first

We spend the first twelve months of our children''s lives teaching them

to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them

to sit down and shut up.

- Phyllis Diller

''Baat Baat Pr Ye

''Baat Baat Pr Ye "shut up" Kehna Achcha Nhi Lgta faraz,,
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.
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Tum Ek Dafa He "PONKA" Q Nhi Keh Detey... :-)''

Boy: From D day im ur frnd,

Boy: From D day im ur frnd,

i m not able 2 eat,drink,smoke.

Girl: how sweet,so u r madly in LOVE

wit me!

Boy: shut up,

U made my pocket empty....

I Have A DouBt

I Have A DouBt

Why Ppl Use shut up
for Human Beings

And

Shut Down For
Computers...

While Prpose Of Both Is Same.....!!!!!! ;->

Boy : From The Day I''m ur Frnd, I''m Not Able To Eat, Drink, Smoke. . . . ! ! !

Boy : From The Day I''m ur Frnd, I''m Not Able To Eat, Drink, Smoke. . . . ! ! !

Girl: How Sweet , So U R Madly In Love With Me. . . ? ? ?

Boy: shut up ! U Made My Pocket Empty. . . . ;->

Two secrets to keep

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

1. Whenever you''re wrong, admit it,

2. Whenever you''re right, shut up. .

Two secrets to keep

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you''re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you''re right, shut up.

Just Shut Up

Just shut up

Ok !

Dont Try To Be Over Smart

Apne Kaam Se Kaam Rakha Karo

Nonsence

Idiot

Selfish

I

Said
To

My Heart

When It Asked Me
To
Stop
Missing U . . . :)

FuNnY fAcT ...

FuNnY fAcT ...

ThE pEoPlE

WhO wAnT qUiEt

ArE aLwAyZ

ThE lOuDeSt

GeTtInG

eVeRyOnE eLsE tO

shut up ...

IsN''t It ... ;->

"" HumAyuN ""Sirf Mera Hai...

1 Girl:
Mjy tO Asa Lrka chahiye Jo
Smart
Khubsurt
Decent
Shareef
Dashing
Naik
Ho

2nd Girl: shut up Kameeni

"" HumAyuN ""Sirf Mera Hai...

humayun sirf mera hai

1 Girl:
Mjy tO Asa Lrka chahiye Jo
Smart
Khubsurt
Decent
Shareef
Dashing
Naik
Ho

2nd Girl: shut up Kameeni

"" HumAyuN ""Sirf Mera Hai...

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