We spend the first

We spend the first
We spend the first twelve months of our children''s lives teaching them

to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them

to sit down and shut up.

- Phyllis Diller
  

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Silent lips may avoid many
prblms...&..
smiling lips will solve many prblms.....
so always have a cute little smile..
On ur face....!!!

"T R U T H"
Is Expressed

Where As

"L I E"
Is Made ... :)
Forget Who Hurt You Yesterday,

But Don''t Forget Who

Loves You Tenderly Today.
" There''s not a note of mine that''s worth the nothing"
"I May B Walking Slowly, Bt I Never Walk Backwards"

-Abraham Lincon.

"Whenever I Walk Backwards,Its 4 A Long Jump"

-Ben Johnson.
"I celebrate myself, and sing myself,
And what I assume you shall assume,
For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you."
-Walt Whitman (1819-1892)
The hard reality of life

is that when u need advice,

everyone is ready to help u,

but, when u need help,

everyone is ready to advice u.../
zindagi ustad se b ziyada sakht hoti he
ustad pahle sabaq deta he phir imtehan leta he
lekin zindagi pahle imtehan leti he phr sabq deti he...............
by hazrat Ali
"The whole of life, from the moment you are born
to the moment you die, is a process of learning."
-Jiddu Krishnamurti (1895-1986)
"I leave you, hoping that the lamp of liberty
will burn in your bosoms until there shall no longer
be a doubt that all men are created free and equal."
-Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)
"Surround yourself with only people who are going to lift you higher."
-Oprah Winfrey (1954 -)
"If something comes to life in others because of you,
then you have made an approach to immortality."
-Norman Cousins (1912-1990)