We spend the first

We spend the first
We spend the first twelve months of our children''s lives teaching them

to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them

to sit down and shut up.

- Phyllis Diller
  

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Lots Of Ppl Want To Ride Wid U In The Limo,

Bt Wat U Want Is Some1 Who Wil Take The

Bus With U Wen The Limo Breaks Down

By Oprah Winfrey
QuOtE oF tHe DaY:

The Best Way To

Succeed In Life

Is To Act On The


Advice We


Give To Others.
"All the kindness which a man puts out into the world
works on the heart and thoughts of mankind."
-Albert Schweitzer (1875-1965)
If U Pick Up A Starving Dog And Make It Prosperous,It Will Not Bite You.

That Is Da Principal Difference Between A Man And A Dog.

Mark Twain
"God will not look your over for medals,
degrees or diplomas, but for scars."
-Elbert Hubbard (1856-1915)
"There is another reality enfolding ours-as close as our breath!"
-Don Pendleton (1927-1995)
An Amazing QuOte:

sOmetimes in LIFE its difficult tO decide whats wrOng!!

A LIE that brings a SMILE Or the TRUTH that brings a TEAR
"We all live with the objective of being happy;
our lives are all different and yet the same."
-Anne Frank (1929-1945)
The Trouble Wid A Rat Race... Is That
Even If U Win, U Are Still A Rat...
So
Always Run Wid Lions... No Matter Even If U R Defeated... U R Still A Lion... ;->
"Aim for success, not perfection. Never give up your right to be wrong, because then you will lose the ability to learn new things and move forward with your life."
Dr. David M. Burns
We used to think that if we knew one, we knew two, because one and one are two. We are finding that we must learn a great deal more about \''and\''.
"If the first woman God ever made was strong enough to turn
the world upside down all alone, these women together ought
to be able to turn it back, and get it right side up again!
And now they is asking to do it, the men better let them."
-Sojourner Truth (1797-1883)